Budva Municipality Puns

The country bordering Croatia near Dubrovnik to the east is Monten[REDACTED]. Unfortunately auto mod mistakes the name for hate speech, and I will be using THE COUNTRY for the rest of this post.

On about July 16 the private jet associated with Citadel Securities LLC flew to Dubrovnik, Croatia. It stayed there for several hours before refueling in Paris and returning to the US.

There are zero other flights to Croatia. If we assume that Ken Griffen was on the plane, why fly to Croatia. More specifically why a remote part of the country with a tiny airport?

Digging a little deeper, Dubrovnik is very close to the border with THE COUNTRY. Examining satellite images, the Dubrovnik airport is actually larger than any airport closer to the capitol of THE COUNTRY. So, a guess would be THE COUNTRY was, in fact, his destination.

Why travel to THE COUNTRY? Well, THE COUNTRY has a program called “Citizenship by Investment” that allows someone to simply buy citizenship. Further THE COUNTRY has no extradition treaty with the US. https://www.europarl.europa.eu/doceo/document/E-9-2020-000934_EN.html

Well, look at that! A shady character, Richard Henry Wall, committed financial crimes (and murder) and fled to THE COUNTRY. Where he invested several million USD, and now they won’t extradite him. (edit: I am saying "they won't extradite an accused murderer, therefore they probably would not extradite Kenny for his (arguably) lesser crimes.) Neat!

Would anyone RECOMMEND moving to THE COUNTRY to avoid US extradition?

https://www.offshore-protection.com/offshore-blog/non-extradition-countries-the-best-place-to-run-to

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

What about all the other countries on that list? Russia and China: Kenny boy probably has more than a few enemies in these countries. Brunei: no property rights, the sultan could take his Mayo. The Gulf States: also probably not a safe place to be a wealthy American.

Would Ken even like it in THE COUNTRY?

https://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g304074-d8429462-r301030494-Kralj-Budva_Budva_Municipality.html

Damn, that is a bit on the nose.

edit: People seem to be VERY confused by the comment about murder. That is some other dude from California that killed a lawyer and fled.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

It was about a weak back.

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!