Zeljeznicka stanica Sutomore 2006
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisViolence
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[Unresolved Crime] On the night of February 18th 1965, a family of four was brutally murdered in the small Mediterranean town of Sutomore. What followed was a series of wrong leads, unfair convictions and injustices not unfamiliar to those living under a dictatorship

Petko Novakovic was a biology teacher at the ''Kekec'' primary school in a small coastal town of Sutomore, then part of Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia. He was known for being very quiet and a bit reclusive, as he was often seen alone sitting at the beach, reading whatever he laid his hands on. He had two daughters Vera (age 13) and Veselinka (age 8) and they all lived with their Petko's mother, Andja, in the rented house right along the coast.

It was the morning of 19th of February 1965. Petko had several classes scheduled for that day, but he was a no-show. Not only was he absent, but his daughters didn't show up at school as well. This was a cause for concern for their neighbours who repeatedly knocked on their door and got the impression that they weren't there. Many suspected that they left for Petko's birth village of Piperi, near Titograd.

After waiting a day, some of the neighbors went and informed the authorities about the situation and two police officers were sent to the family's home. After knocking on the door several times, they decided to break into the room. At first glance, the house appeared untouched - the floor was clean and the furniture appeared in order as well. After heading into the sleeping room, the cops saw distinct figures under the sheets, which they removed.

What they found were two bodies - one of Petko and one of his mother Andja. Their skulls appeared smashed with an axe and it was soon determined that they had been dead for two days. Before any kind of serious investigation could begin, it was clear that the disappearance was only half-solved. The daughters, Vera and Veselinka, were still missing.

The incident shook not only Sutomore and its surrounding, but also Montenegro as well as the entire federation. People have already started theorising about the possible culprit. However, what came next was a real shocker to the public. An Albanian construction worker who walked along the railway to get to his job, saw a dog who appeared to be carrying a human body part in his jaw. He followed the dog which took him to a horrific scene.

The bodies of two young girls, one decapitated and another brutally beaten with an axe, were found less then a mile from their home in Sutomore. Next to their bodies were a few toys, a bottle of wine and a controversial leather bag.

This case was the most vicious & puzzling crime any Montenegrin police department has faced up to that point and it required the most experienced

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnny_zeena
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Sutomore 2007, guzva βœ“ coek sa magarcem βœ“ seljaci βœ“ youtu.be/nYHxZ6P7BEQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisViolence
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Kako bi Sutomore izgledalo da su svaki dan izbori a ne jednom u 4 godine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pagan_trash
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Montenegrins in Sutomore, what are some tourist traps/ tips and tricks you could share?

I am going to Montenegro, Sutomore for a week in the summer with my family. Could you please share some tips/tricks about stuff? (i.e. cheap, quality souvenirs, food places, laws to look out for, scam places aiming for tourists etc). Thank you in advance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaaldod
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Best food places in Sutomore?

Which are the best food places in Sutomore? Also, can someone tell me about their average prices? Thanks <3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaaldod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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E or ß?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rj104
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharmaji1301
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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No spoilers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onfour
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djcarves
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitkatty0309
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk2ec
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTreelo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanglwyst
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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Naan-negotiable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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