A list of puns related to "Sutomore"
Petko Novakovic was a biology teacher at the ''Kekec'' primary school in a small coastal town of Sutomore, then part of Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia. He was known for being very quiet and a bit reclusive, as he was often seen alone sitting at the beach, reading whatever he laid his hands on. He had two daughters Vera (age 13) and Veselinka (age 8) and they all lived with their Petko's mother, Andja, in the rented house right along the coast.
It was the morning of 19th of February 1965. Petko had several classes scheduled for that day, but he was a no-show. Not only was he absent, but his daughters didn't show up at school as well. This was a cause for concern for their neighbours who repeatedly knocked on their door and got the impression that they weren't there. Many suspected that they left for Petko's birth village of Piperi, near Titograd.
After waiting a day, some of the neighbors went and informed the authorities about the situation and two police officers were sent to the family's home. After knocking on the door several times, they decided to break into the room. At first glance, the house appeared untouched - the floor was clean and the furniture appeared in order as well. After heading into the sleeping room, the cops saw distinct figures under the sheets, which they removed.
What they found were two bodies - one of Petko and one of his mother Andja. Their skulls appeared smashed with an axe and it was soon determined that they had been dead for two days. Before any kind of serious investigation could begin, it was clear that the disappearance was only half-solved. The daughters, Vera and Veselinka, were still missing.
The incident shook not only Sutomore and its surrounding, but also Montenegro as well as the entire federation. People have already started theorising about the possible culprit. However, what came next was a real shocker to the public. An Albanian construction worker who walked along the railway to get to his job, saw a dog who appeared to be carrying a human body part in his jaw. He followed the dog which took him to a horrific scene.
The bodies of two young girls, one decapitated and another brutally beaten with an axe, were found less then a mile from their home in Sutomore. Next to their bodies were a few toys, a bottle of wine and a controversial leather bag.
This case was the most vicious & puzzling crime any Montenegrin police department has faced up to that point and it required the most experienced
... keep reading on reddit β‘I am going to Montenegro, Sutomore for a week in the summer with my family. Could you please share some tips/tricks about stuff? (i.e. cheap, quality souvenirs, food places, laws to look out for, scam places aiming for tourists etc). Thank you in advance
Which are the best food places in Sutomore? Also, can someone tell me about their average prices? Thanks <3
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
BamBOO!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
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