Peter Brotherhood Puns

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PETER PETROVIAN

Titles

N/A

Vital Statistics

Gender : Male

Status : Alive

Date of Birth : January 24th, 1994

Immediate Family :

• Nathan Petrovian (father, deceased)

• Emilia Noven (mother, deceased)

Sexual Orientation : Heterosexual

Hair Color : Brown

Eye Color : Blue

Skin Color : Fair; Caucasian

Height : 6'0 ft

Appearance : Peter is usually seen wearing anything from flannels to t-shirts, usually with jeans and converse to complete his look. He's generally wearing his headphones as well, preferring to not deal with people's bullshit when he can.

Other

Power : Telekinesis

Power Drawbacks :

• If he uses his ability more than he's used to for a long period of time, it results in physical pain - anything from a nose bleed to a coma

Personality : Peter can be a little cocky, given that his power has granted him with a bit of an ego. On the inside, really, he's adventurous and curious, and really just wants to find out why he was given these powers in the first place if there is an answer. He's usually open to people's suggestion, but confidently sticks with his opinion.

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Peter makes his way into the Brotherhood camp, his dufflebag slung over his shoulder and his earphones in. He's listening to music and slightly bobbing his head to one of his songs. he looks around the camp sight, wondering if there's some protocol before settling in.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Here are the top 32 albums:

1. The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
2. Metallica - Master of Puppets
3. Paul Simon - Graceland
4. Slayer - Reign in Blood
5. XTC - Skylarking
6. Peter Gabriel - So
7. Beastie Boys - License to Ill
8. Megadeth - Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?
9. Talk Talk - The Colour of Spring
10. New Order - Brotherhood
11. R.E.M. - Lifes Rich Pageant
12. They Might Be Giants - They Might Be Giants
13. Siouxsie & the Banshees - Tinderbox
14. Cocteau Twins - Victorialand
15. Pet Shop Boys - Please
16. Sonic Youth - EVOL
17. Big Black - Atomizer
18. Depeche Mode - Black Celebration
19. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Your Funeral... My Trial
20. Run-D.M.C. - Raising Hell
21. Janet Jackson - Control
22. Madonna - True Blue
23. Bon Jovi - Slippery When Wet
24. Iron Maiden - Somewhere in Time
25. Cocteau Twins - Love's Easy Tears
26. Coil - Horse Rotorvator
27. Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band - Live 1975-85
28. Hüsker Dü - Candy Apple Grey
29. Arthur Russell - World of Echo
30. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Kicking Against the Pricks
31. Crowded House - Crowded House
32. Candlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus

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PREVIOUS AOTY WINNERS (Click to view full event)

• Pre-1965: Charles Mingus - The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
• 1965: John Coltrane - A Love Supreme
• 1966: The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
• 1967: The Beatles - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
• 1968: The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Electric Ladyland
• 1969: The Beatles - Abbey Road
• 1970: Miles Davis - Bitches Brew
• [1971: Joni Mitchell - Blue](https://reddit.com/r/music_survivor/comments/mqvddj/album_

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap