It was so hot & humid, even the bee's perm became unmanageable...

...now she's a frizzbee.

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📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!

I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!

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📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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Why'd the Swallow go to the hair dresser in the morning?

Because the early bird gets a perm.

(I'll get my coat..)

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📅︎ May 04 2020
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I emailed my professor asking for a permission number for his class. He must be a dad

Professor:"MannuhT, here is your hairdo number: 212525. yay!"

MannuhT:"Haha, Thanks!"

Professor:"you understood, right? perm number."

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📅︎ Oct 30 2013
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My dad jokes have been rubbing off on my wife.

We were unloading the dishwasher and she accidentally hit me in the but with a dish. I said, I always knew you were kinky. Her reply, "Yep, I used to have a perm."

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📅︎ Oct 23 2014
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"Back so soon? I thought you went for a haircut, dad?" asked my son. "Well..." I replied. "My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused."

"I couldn't accept all those perms and conditions."

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📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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My barber wanted we to sign a contract before cutting my hair, but I refused...

I wouldn't accept his perms and conditions.

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📅︎ May 20 2020
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