What's your favourite element on the periodic table?

Mine's the element of surprise

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β€œBro who’s periodic table is this?”

Bromine

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What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?

Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon

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Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.

The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.

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I put an Atlanta hat on my periodic table.

I’m not afraid to brave the elements.

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I don’t hate ALL of the periodic table.

Just elements of it

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I also enjoy eating lunch on a periodic table
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I wanted to post something here for National Periodic Table Day...

But I'm out of my element.

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A periodic table
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The chemist who created the periodic table was stumped during his process of developing the table. Suddenly, he realized:

He was missing a key element the whole time

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Page 44), β€œThe Periodic Table”
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Periodic table
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A periodic table
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Periodic Table Pun

Why is the element Sb poor? Because it is antimony.

The pun is basically about an element in the periodic table which is called antimony and whose symbol is Sb this is basically playing with words that Sb is anti-money and that's why it is poor.

Variations can be Sb is anti-capitalist. But anyways.

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Periodic table
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Someone cut a periodic table in half and the while neighborhood exploded

Shouldn’t have been splitting atoms

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So my GF and I were talking about the periodic table today:

Me: Do you know the symbol for Potassium?

GF: Let me think about it....

Me: K.

GF: No seriously don't tell me.

Me: K.

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I asked my dad if he knew what the symbol for Sodium was on the periodic table.

He said Na.

Can someone please tell me!!

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I heard on the news earlier today that Scientists have officially added something new to the Periodic Table.

Designated by the letters AH, it is of course the Element of Surprise.

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A little periodic table pun

A little tip: When you’re out eating with friends and they ask if you want salt or not,all you gotta say is β€˜Yea’ or β€˜Na’.

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What is the only element on the periodic table that has a gender?

Helium.

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I don't want to hear your periodic table jokes.

Barium.

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What did Silver say to Gold at the Periodic Table reunion?

"A, U!"

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[Comment section on a post I made about the Periodic Table Song]
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My friend said that all the good periodic table jokes argon...

But I don't zinc so.

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A thief thought it would be funny to steal Si from the periodic table

It was a silly con

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When Gold was kicked out of the periodic table,

The other elements said, β€œAu revoir”

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I don't know what it is about the periodic table

But it causes Mendeleev

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A periodic table.

I told my dad we were studying the periodic table in chemistry he sent me this

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Why can't I buy occasional chairs and periodic tables in the same store?
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I really love the periodic table

Well, not always, but every now and again

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Periodic Table
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What do you call dinosaurs that love the periodic table of elements?

Nothing. They Argon.

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When my dad was trying to teach me the periodic table..

Dad-" How do you get a gold bar's attention?"

Au!

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Chemistry Pun
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The table in a waiting room where they have magazines for you to browse is a periodical table.
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What do you call a tricky woman whose initials are P.B.?

Miss Lead!

..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...

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If you tell people "na" periodically it will just end up making them salty.
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I don't know if this belongs here but my dad...

... spent all weekend making this coffee table. I didn't think much of it until i saw him attaching some hoses, a water tank, a dirt tank, a fan, a propane tank and a timer. I asked him what the hell he was building and he said "Well twice a day it's going to shoot either fire, water, dirt or air." I sat there stunned and confused and just said "But....why?" He said "Why? Well that's because it's a periodic table of elements."

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Shocking
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16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
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A* Chemistry

I gave my students a periodic table test out of the blue.

They all got poor marks. I was so disappointed.

I thought we'd mastered the element of surprise.

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What do you call a restaurant patio that’s only open sometimes?

A periodic table.

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Iron Man is FeMale

Refer to the periodic table of elements with questions.

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What's the most delicious element in the periodic table?

Uraniumyumyumyumyumyum

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The Periodic Table

http://i.imgur.com/wRmGoKc.gif

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