Mine's the element of surprise
Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon
The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.
I’m not afraid to brave the elements.
Just elements of it
But I'm out of my element.
He was missing a key element the whole time
Why is the element Sb poor? Because it is antimony.
The pun is basically about an element in the periodic table which is called antimony and whose symbol is Sb this is basically playing with words that Sb is anti-money and that's why it is poor.
Variations can be Sb is anti-capitalist. But anyways.
Shouldn’t have been splitting atoms
Me: Do you know the symbol for Potassium?
GF: Let me think about it....
Me: K.
GF: No seriously don't tell me.
Me: K.
He said Na.
Can someone please tell me!!
Designated by the letters AH, it is of course the Element of Surprise.
A little tip: When you’re out eating with friends and they ask if you want salt or not,all you gotta say is ‘Yea’ or ‘Na’.
Helium.
Barium.
"A, U!"
But I don't zinc so.
It was a silly con
The other elements said, “Au revoir”
But it causes Mendeleev
I told my dad we were studying the periodic table in chemistry he sent me this
Well, not always, but every now and again
Nothing. They Argon.
Dad-" How do you get a gold bar's attention?"
Au!
Miss Lead!
..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...
... spent all weekend making this coffee table. I didn't think much of it until i saw him attaching some hoses, a water tank, a dirt tank, a fan, a propane tank and a timer. I asked him what the hell he was building and he said "Well twice a day it's going to shoot either fire, water, dirt or air." I sat there stunned and confused and just said "But....why?" He said "Why? Well that's because it's a periodic table of elements."
I gave my students a periodic table test out of the blue.
They all got poor marks. I was so disappointed.
I thought we'd mastered the element of surprise.
A periodic table.
Refer to the periodic table of elements with questions.
Uraniumyumyumyumyumyum
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