What do you call a 30 year old peregrine?

A Millennial Falcon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotheringGoose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What's the difference between a stolen miniature diorama for your personal library and an incredibly surprising but cliched erotic fantasy about Peregrin of the shire?

One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketsocks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What do you call two birds-of-prey smiling?

Peregrine falcons

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach...

β€œHaΒ­Β­! That’s not going to help,” she said.

β€œSure, it does,” I said. β€œIt’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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