Penny Crayon. Trouble is she has a pencil behind her ear
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Very high quality paper and high quality pencils with the flower, $2 map pencils & 1 penny paper. Art does not have to cost a ton. / Papier de trΓ¨s haute qualitΓ© et crayons de haute qualitΓ© avec la fleur, 2 $ crayons de carte et 1 penny papier. L’art ne doit pas coΓ»ter une tonne. reddit.com/gallery/qgvrw7
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Penny Crygor Theme Song (Penny Crayon Parody)

Penny Crygor, can make anything she likes. Like big machines and robots, and big silver pots. There's also Dr. Crygor, who's her best grandpa.

But he has tummy troubles, so what do we do, huh?

There's Mike, the robot, who likes to sing a lot!

There's Doris 1, too! And she's here, for me and you!

Penny Crygor, can do anything she wishes. Like singing like a pop star, and not becoming far!

But Penny's friends are there, and they are everywhere! We'll do it, you and me, just you watch and see!

Also, this is dedicated to Su Pollard and Peter Hawkins, who died in 2006. R.I.P Peter Hawkins, we will always, miss you.

You know what, I'm out. Goodbye.

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Reposting. Is this dollop of easy money so close to the great mass retirement a trap/diversion from our gmeplan? Or are these penny puts for real? Anybody else’s spidey sense go off? Or are the meds, crayons and crack causing a reaction? /r/Superstonk/comments/ns…
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I thought it is an odd coincidence that the end of market prices landed at AMC $55.00 evenly and GME $280.01 a penny off from 280 on the nose. Just stood out to me. Back to my crayons. πŸ’ŽπŸ‘πŸš€
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This pendejo fuck him 1 penny go eat a Crayon and choke
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A FUCKING PENNY?!? YOU CHEAP HF COCKSUCKERS! NO MEDIA OR AD OR ANY SHIT YOU PULL WILL MAKE US APES SELL!!! ! πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ¦ (pick up ape who need rescue on way!!) lots of room and crayons!!! πŸ– only red tho πŸ¦πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ¦§APES FRIDAY BUY DAY! Discuss strategy
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[1990] Penny Crayon - Children's series about the adventures of a very intellectual and well-meaning (but occasionally mischievous) school-girl who loves to draw. Using the magic crayons that she always carries with her, she brings everything that she ever draws to life. Narrated by Su Pollard. youtube.com/watch?v=tKkyw…
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P'n'D crayon-eating folk won't understand, this is what happens when you take 40% daily gains to sacrifice missing the best days. Except in successful pennies, it's drastically more. Buy and Hold, not to mention the long vs short term gains taxation. Holding for 4 months, minimum 8 more to go!
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For Halloween, I present to you, Penny Bonne and her trusty Serv-Tick! (I lost my crayon for human skin ,β€’-β€’,)
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Peter Maddocks the creator of Family Ness, Penny Crayon and Jimbo and the Jet Set is still alive and is now 92 years old. Birmingham should be proud of this absolute legend! youtu.be/xaCzbqdFS24
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You have a roll of scotch tape, a toothpick, a white crayon, a broken phone charger, a single penny, and a burnt out match stick. What do you do with it?
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[1989] Penny Crayon - Treasure Hunt - children's series about a schoolgirl whose magic crayons can bring to life anything she draws. Starring Su Pollard. youtube.com/watch?v=DUKi1…
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$0.01 Stila Smudge Crayons at Nordstrom Rack! A penny?! Swatches in album! imgur.com/a/bZb4c
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Christmas present for mom, by tyson and penny murphy, crayon/digital
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[1989] Penny Crayon - S01E01 "Tower Of London" - The adventures of a mischievous schoolgirl whose drawings magically come to life. Voiced by Su Pollard. youtube.com/watch?v=UX0ty…
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Crayon left in hot car accidentally cleaned this 1974 penny.
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Demand Penny Crayon apologises for her pro-IRA comments made in the 80s.
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husband received a garbage β€œcare package” from his company reddit.com/gallery/r7lp8a
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Robot Strippers Riding Canadian Unicorns! How buying and exercising Jan 21 2022 MMAT1 Options could spell the end for Clivesdale Horses (aka Kerrsidale Hedgefund)

UPDATE 6: Picking up Media Attention

MARKET INSIDER

UPDATE 5: CEO confirms my hypothesis 1/21 George Confirms 1/21

UPDATE 4:

We are trending on Canadian WSB! https://www.reddit.com/r/Baystreetbets/comments/rmf84f/mmax_catalyst_jan_21_2022_severed_options_chain/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

UPDATE 3:

ABRIDGED Version posted on Swingtrades:

https://www.reddit.com/r/swingtrading/comments/rllr61/swing_trade_mmat_catalyst_jan_21_2022_severed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

UPDATE 2:

We are LIVE on Robinhoodpennystocks please contribute to the discussion.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHoodPennyStocks/comments/rikzwo/mmat_catalyst_jan_21_2022_severed_options_chain/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

UPDATE:

This subject is additionally being discussed on Wallstreetbets Elite please check it out!

https://www.reddit.com/r/WallStreetbetsELITE/comments/rhgwv9/robot_strippers_riding_canadian_unicorns_how/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

None of this is financial advice:

Definitions:

What is MMAT1? The leftover options remnant of a merger between the heavily shorted American Torchlight Energy (TRCH) and Metamaterials (MMAT). BUYING and EXERCISING MMAT1 before Jan 21 2022 would give you TRCH shares which aren’t supposed to exist anymore.

Finding MMAT1:

On Fidelity:

There are 2 sets for Oct and Jan, in the adjacent for both there are some that have multiple lines for same strike. The top one for each double is the mmat1... this is confirmed by clicking get quote and it shows up top. Mmat1.

Fidelity instructions below courtesy of u/bigdeerjr

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMAT/comments/rhezvj/having_trouble_finding_mmat1_options_here_is_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

On TD:

Have to call the trading desk. They want to make sure you understand it is an adjusted option. Jan is available.

https://imgur.com/a/GQeiyVP

Part 1

The Story:

Gather round you crayon-sniffing maladaptive little misanthropic misfits and get your mom’s credit card out. I’m going to tell you the story of how your dad who left you both for strippers and cigs 20 years ago has come back as RoboCop to make you 80s rich.

Chapter 1: Them Ho

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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ATTENTION All Diamond Hand. Time to buckle up and Hold

It's getting close. Time for hail mary. Remember they manipulated this stock to the penny. If they wanted a certain price their algorithms got it to where they wanted. 12 months of back and forth with the price. THEN they toss in shills and FUD part of thier psychology warfare using A.I.

Reading subs I feel some Apes getting fustrated. We attacking SEC, DTCC, GOV, MSM, GG, Youtuber, and sometime each other who do not agree with our point of view. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Part of thier psychology warfare. Now they got us trusting no one who has another viewpoint.

Hail Mary. Since they can control the price trough creative means (crime) they will shoot price up couple days and drop real fast. Hoping the fustrated Apes will sell and get out.

Get rich or dye trying is not an exit strategy. Read on a comment they said. I rather go broke and be wrong then to sell early and be right. Apes they are coming for the last few diamond hands. Buckle up and brace.

Now back to cartoons and crayons. NFA

Good Luck Fellow Apes. See you on the moon and beyond

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Answers Thread for Magnum Dong Opus 2

Merry Christmas! πŸŽ„πŸŽ Hope you’re all enjoying story time reading my Magnum Dong Opus 2 and the serious deep dive of my technique.

Here I’ll post all the answers to the questions that came up in the questions thread from last week. Enjoy and jack off to your hearts content! πŸ†

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/u/Bstap04 - When picking a ticker to all in on, what are the main fundamentals/technicals you are looking for once you've achieved PNC?

  • Hopefully answered in my technical deep dive post

/u/Reasonable_Ad_7289 - Multiple people have already posted the obvious question of how do you pick your trades. I would like to know how you judge the best entrance and the best exit seeing as we are not investing and this is trading

  • Hopefully answered in my technical deep dive post

/u/SSnakeZX - Could you go over your daily routine, when you were trading.

  • Wake up by alarm set at market open. Open the phone and take a big gulp and pray for green open. Watch the first 30-60 min while in bed and then start the day. Wank one out. Set up charts and scan news and reddit on personal computer in between meetings on work computer until market close. Have backup plans ready to jump out of meetings in case I need to do an emergency trade. Look at after hours and index futures overnight getting hopium from the slightest green candle. Stay awake until pre-market opens to check the first few candles and then pass out.

/u/deeforthree11 - How do you generate your watch list? What metrics/screens are used? And then how to narrow that watch list even further to go all in? How do you decide to exit a trade to move onto the next one?

  • I don’t use screeners, they confuse me. I just add stocks I hear about that sound interesting or indicative of a market I want to keep an eye on.

/u/jimNjuice - What tools do you use?

  • Ever single trade was done on my iPhone 7 Plus with the TD Ameritrade app. Usually on my Toto toilet. I use Webull desktop client and TradingView website for watching charts and technical analysis during the day on a second monitor separate from my work setup

/u/OldSoul-YoungLibido - How much do you credit your remarkable achievement to your DD and

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Options Mechanics: Dispelling FUD and Misinformation Part 1

Disclaimer: I am not a financial advisor, and this is not financial advice. Any experiences or descriptions (whether they be financial, legal, life or sexual) that may or may not be listed or described in this post or previous posts/comments are meant as a general informative and aren't to be misconstrued as financial, legal, life, or sexual advice. Any bananas that may find themselves in orifices should promptly be removed and submitted to clinical therapy.

Hey everyone, this is a repost of that time I died in new back in November. I'm finishing up my second post on the topic after dealing with some family matters over the holidays. Class will be in session soon. For those (many) of you that didn't get to read this the first time, my intentions are simply to educate and dispel FUD. The sudden wave of FOMO with yesterday's (1/6/22) AH price action is worth questioning and personally I think that the one (ONE!!) WSJ article is not the cause of the movement.

Question everything, and educate yourselves. That's the meat of why I'm reposting this, we shouldn't let a lack of knowledge compel us to take action or inaction. With that said let's get to it!

0.) INTRODUCTION

Hello Superstonk! I'd like to take these brief paragraphs to introduce myself before I dive into the meat of today's lecture, Options Mechanics for Beginners. My name is Professor Fenrir324, you may refer to me as Fenrir, Fen, Fenny, Prof. Fenrir, Hey you, Nerd with glasses, or Dad; I'm not very particular about nameology. I am however, a deep philomath in love of all things numerical.

A little about my background; I work in Aerospace in the U.S. so a lot of what I do I can't be overly descriptive on due to restrictions but I can tell you that I work in a Fortune 100 company executing and designing test procedures and test designs before executing them on Space Flight hardware. One of the satellites I've recently worked on is now heading to Jupiter's orbital ring to survey the Trojan Asteroids (I'm one of many proud parents). My education before my career had me accept a full ride (mixed academic and athletic) to Penn State for Aerospace Engineering but lately I've been considering going back to finish a degree in Finance and potentially getting a Masters in Economics to help push for change in regulation and fairness for our financial markets.

[Hello, Beautiful](https://preview.redd.it/5ea1di0x6aa81.jpg?width=277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cf4a45ecffed5cd9d36212c3affe92bc1a

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Alright everyone let’s talk.

There are two plays here.

  1. Long position on fundamentals.

This is a great long term play. A cash holding company , with a clear path, and a sector that will continue to grow.

  1. Short squeeze with gamma ramp with heavy FTD’s littered with synthetic shares. You couple this with the ultimate catalyst of a share dividend that the shirts can not get there hands on because it does not exist yet. πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸŒ™

Now this is this subs problem. These plays are on the opposite sides of the investing spectrum.

It is so hard for the penny stock value investors to understand this price movements. If you try to take fundaments and apply them to this price action you are going to get frustrated quick.

β€œThe quick angle upside double bounce is forming at the 2.35 level so we should see an upside of 12 in a week”

Then that week comes and it is still trading side ways.

Degenerate gamblers like myself love plays that move outside of market mechanics. But, I also understand market mechanics. That is why I win at more long shots than lose.

This is where BBIG lives. My money is safe. 5 years from now the stock will be at 40-50, maybe more.

On top of that I have the chance to make life changing money if I have faith in my understanding of how short squeezes work and how to play them.

So, if you are that short squeeze loving risk taking jerk off that loss porn makes you as hard as a green dildo, take some time to learn. About the fundamentals of BBIG.

And if you are that value penny stock investors that only see’s crayon when looking at the 5 min charts all day, take some time to learn about the mechanics of a short squeeze play.

That way you will truly know what you own and be able to make the right time when it is rocket time.

Not financial advice.

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ORCL is heading above the cloud

Let's go again you fucking tards. I'll write the DD and even show you some of my positions on my IRA.

Oracle is oversold and all the fucking paper handed profit takers have finished taking their pennies now after the Oracle/Cerner deal has been announced.

To all you fuckers who spend 6.5 hours of your 12 hour working days reading charts and losing money in front of a computer are gonna love my crayon driven charts.

We are seeing RSI and DynamicMomentum bottom out during this sideways moving period

Profit taking is a trend that ORCL takes during every earnings period. This time it was exacerbated by the announcement they were acquiring Cerner on a all Cash deal.

Lets look at volume and stochastic indicators:

https://preview.redd.it/e1ec0m11b7b81.png?width=1876&format=png&auto=webp&s=ecf1da527087b3d96bc2285a1ec8c1a6301ff5a9

The stochastic indicators after the earnings are indicating a strong oversold after the earnings and is looking to change direction.

Volume after the earnings has been extremely low while price is dropping or moving sideways.

https://preview.redd.it/9qr35jv9d7b81.png?width=730&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccddb76bb33dfb565d4dc3f15db18a35899610e6

If we look at the last 10 days, the stressindicator, and BBDivergence are indicating that ORCL is looking to make some upwards movement.

Finally.... lets look at some fucking option prices. The premiums are so fucking low because the historical volatility is sitting at 29%. This volatility ignores the fact that it drop 10% from 2 months ago, and 19% from it's high in the last month.

The delta and vega are sitting at .38 and .46 for a 100 strike 01/20/23 expiration.

The delta and vega are sitting at .42 and .35 for a 97.5 strike 06/17/22 expiration.

this my IRA more in my main acct.

*****updated to show you I'm just as retarded as the rest of you****

main acct

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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The Dip Before The Rip, The Final Countdown

Sup Apes

Not financial advice. Am retarded, uhhhh idk6?

I am retarded and you should not listen to me, but what you should do is play this obligatory crank to set the mood: https://open.spotify.com/track/3MrRksHupTVEQ7YbA0FsZK?si=4fe664cf42c04b95

Idk where to begin or what I'm even really gonna be going over in this post, but I'm bored and thought, maybe instead of getting drunk and doing nothing, I could at least get drunk and write a DD. See, even complete and utter degenerates can be at least somewhat useful. sometimes.

Anyways, what a day eh? After a not so intense drop of about 10% after hours yesterday (watching it live was hilarious), not only did we recover, but we actually ended up closing higher than we closed yesterday!

like what?!

This stock FUCKS!!

Anyways, I wanted to touch on what I see from a fibonacci and Elliott Wave standpoint, and as always completely ignore all other indicators. Remember, indicators are more or less derivatives of price action. IMO, if you really want to learn to trade, learning shit like fibonacci and volume profile is the way to go. RSI, MACD whatever is helpful to an extent, but that's basic to the point where if it's too easy, everyone would be a millionaire.

I guess GME is the exception, but nonetheless, let's dive in.

As most of you know now, I'm only a technicals guy. While I think from a fundamental standpoint, Gamestop had a KILLER earnings, mainly in the sense that they are set up to grow and expand into new territory, but there are countless other posts that go over this. I'm the wave man ;)

Starting off with earnings yesterday, I was going to write a whole dd going over what I expected but honestly didn't have the time in the day to make it happen. If you are into my analysis though, I would highly recommend you join the Twitter gang . I put this out right before the closing bell going over my thoughts:

https://preview.redd.it/09aib40xrjm71.png?width=1018&format=png&auto=webp&s=b744f7765dc286d792b08d553aa089efbbcc7e2f

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Guess where we bottomed yesterday?

mic drop

The burning question, where do we go from here?

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To short sellers: you are screwed

I mean it wasn't a terrible bet. Covid sped things up in some aspects and there were many retail companies going out of business. Betting correctly on others could mean a lot of profits and without having to pay taxes if they were to get delisted.

But you were too greedy. You sold shares you didn't own to synthetically drive down the value of these companies. You wanted to speed things up and make money more quickly. No, it didn't matter that it could cost thousands to millions of American jobs. You were so blinded with your greed that you forgot the most important downside of selling shares you don't own - infinite risk. Doesn't ring a bell? It means you need to return the shares at some point and they could be infinitely more expensive than when you borrowed and sold them.

You didn't realize that the world is constantly changing. You can no longer have control over the market simply by manipulating the mainstream media. People around the world are ever so connected, information is viral, and one thing trumps all - truth. It's simple. He caught you making a greedy bet and once we learned the truth, we joined him and bet against you. You thought you were gonna take it all with a full house, but you didn't even consider that we could have the diamond royal flush. We do.

You thought you could make us panic and leave the game by driving the price down by more than 90% from all-time high. You thought you could make us believe that the blip in January was the squeeze and you closed out your short positions. You thought we were gonna fall for your bluff. Just because we call ourselves smooth-brained apes, just because we have no wrinkles on our smooth brains, eat crayons and go crazy about shoving bananas up our asses, you really thought we were the dumb money. But we can see your lie straight through. There's no way in hell you closed your positions. You only doubled down and quadrupled down, just hoping that it could magically bring the share price to zero. But you aren't the only ones going all in. We have the winning hand, and we're all in too.

So drag it on as long as you must. Survive another day. You are doing what anyone would do in your situation. But your time is almost up. Your demise inevitable. Soon you will no longer live the lives you've been living off our backs. Soon the world will know that you are the biggest white-collared criminals that put the world economy in jeopardy. We will make this world a fairer place because you wouldn't.

Don't

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ATER (Aterian) Mini DD 11-22-21: Why are you holding onto this stock when it keeps falling...? I'll tell you likely the lowest ATER can go without value institutional players swooping up ATER shares and why it will go back up soon!

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gATERheads,

Some people have started to freak out over the Price Action: Just ask yourself this....Since 3rd Quarter results were better than expected, what has changed? I want you to think about that, besides the price, what has changed? Was there any legitimate bearish company events? Was there any news to drive this price action?

Nothing has changed for the company fundamentally. Just remember that. You will save yourself a lot of time and money when you remember not to invest based off emotions.

TLDR: So ATER likely can't go lower much lower than $4.24 a share without Smart Institutional Value Players swooping in for all the shares. Honestly, the fact that Aterian is even trading at $5 is ridiculous!!

Why???

ATER is NOT actually going bankrupt!!!

No, seriously read this Mini DD and look at the balance sheet below. $4.24 would be Aterian's actual liquidation price.

No, seriously, this stock is almost currently trading at liquation pricing, when it's NOT ACTUALLY liquating. In fact they have enough cash and options going forward, that this is off the table at this point.

Let me try to break down some things to you all. If you were to liquidate every Asset that ATER holds and Pay off every Liability, the Total Equity Value of ATER remaining would be 212 Million which is worth $4.24 a share.

Every stock has something called MVPS (Market Value Per Share) & BVPS (Book Value Per Share). MVPS is forward looking for earning power and BVPS is calculated using historical costs.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/bvps.asp

Aterian's BVPS value is $4.25 as of Sept 2021. It's growth rate is 177.7% per year.

It's PB Ratio (Price-to-Book) is 1.22

(The price-to-book (P/B) ratioΒ has been favored by value investors for decades and is widely used by market analysts. Traditionally, any value under 1.0 is considered a good P/B value, indicating a potentially undervalued stock. However, value investors often consider stocks with a P/B v

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonfthehfs
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Why the ASX will TANK

hey guys,

THE ASX IS GONNA WREK EVERYONE

you may ask why, I'm being such a gay bear well take a look at this graph

https://preview.redd.it/ft5g3zw3pjq71.png?width=1016&format=png&auto=webp&s=e41f03c3dd3ec36e0f5d7bdc0086029439244a99

what do you notice about this graph? Apart from the blatant underperformance of au markets/us markets, its clearly evident that the asx is strongly collated with the performance of the spx.

and oh boy the s&p 500 is not looking good

https://preview.redd.it/97go3e5nrjq71.png?width=1642&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf9b6eca82787e7a00cb483b27490c3b15de1146

the market hasn't acted like this since the covid crash, but you may ask isnt this just another dip but this time a little bit longer? to that I would say fed tapering, inflation, evergrande, china, high evaluations, fed members selling their assets, but of course thats all speculation but theres one thing we can all agree isn't speculation

forget your boring indicators rsi macd moving average blah blah blah

behold the infamous buy signal that has never failed us

https://preview.redd.it/5vlzbe3rsjq71.png?width=2700&format=png&auto=webp&s=754b82222dbd9ddc041ab10bcff26988a6a475e9

whenever this man appears in headlines stocks always go up, but in this recent dip he wasn't in headlines, I think this is a clear warning that the crash isn't over, be very careful guys

ps: I sold my Z1P calls yesterday 10% lower than the market price

tldr: see old man buy calls, if man gone, calls gone too, buy puts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXaliaXxisgay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2021
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Dear Hedge fucks...I mean funds.

Dear Hedge fucks funds,

We all know you read this sub, so just fucking short it some more you sacks of shit! Give us more opportunities to squeeze you of every penny you are worth! I want your yacht, your penthouse, your wife but most importantly I want the satisfaction of watching you burn to the ground. So please continue with the short ladder attacks, I implore you. If you schmucks keep this up you won't be able to give your entitled rich kids a Christmas present this year cause daddy will have lost too much money to a bunch of crayon munching idiots! Fuck you! I hope you all slip and fall on a banana peel!

Kindest regards,
A Degenerate Ape

P.S: To the lonely intern who spends his entire shift reading our posts to gauge sentiment, please tell your hedgefund daddy that we ain't leaving! :)

Edit: Looks like a struck a nerve πŸ˜›

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainSebz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2021
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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drak0ni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2022
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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Computershare Megathread Part 2- Withdrawing your GME shares from the DTC with Direct Registration πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€

Update 1-1-2022: This post is a bit outdated and will no longer be updated individually. It is being left as is for historical reference. For updated information, please see Part 7 of the Computershare DD Series regarding Book vs. Plan, as well as links to the other newer posts within the series. Happy DRSing!

^(Disclaimer: I'm not big on disclaimers because I'm just word vomiting after smoking a fresh bowl of green crayons anyway, but here goes- none of this is financial advice. This is not intended to promote direct registration as the catalyst for MOASS- I have no evidence either way on that. This is just based on my personal experience with Computershare. I have had several Q&A phone calls with reps at CS and that's where I'm getting my information from, wherever one is not sourced.)

https://preview.redd.it/0tcdi9zycrk71.jpg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a3e2ab8ecd1d7d5acc1af00d941ba38d99a42c2

So you've been reading about Computershare and direct registration of stocks for a while. There's been a lot of buzz the last few weeks around the topic and there have been lots of posts about moving infinity pool shares to computershare.

Even with the buzz though, everyone still seems fairly divided on whether this is an elaborate FUD campaign or legit. So I embarked on a Computershare journey to try to help demystify the experience and find out if this could indeed be a method to exposing abusive Naked Short Selling.

https://preview.redd.it/6ad9aedjrqk71.jpg?width=921&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d34fe0add5b7ad70bc345912397574bf3de2a35f

🚨 FUD CONTROL 🚨

Before we go any further, let me just squash any FUD right now about whether Computershare is a legit company. They are the official transfer agent for Gamestop. (Update: They have updated the investor relations website completely and this FAQ is not currently online. This is a screenshot from the old investor website. There is not currently an FAQ on there so I'm assuming it's still under construction.)

https://preview.redd.it/g52rw4p6tqk71.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d099de5fda4af59fbc3730c6468e70edd1ab804

[Here's some more information on the SEC website about DRS](https://www.sec.gov/re

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinkcatsonacid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2021
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slimybirch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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I wrote out my method of drafting a novel in detail

This is how I wrote my many, many memoirs. Its not the only way to write, but do it my way, I know my stuff, I wrote many, many memoirs.

#I. Magic system and worldbuilding

I could spend ages talking about worldbuilding, just like magic system it was very important for my memoirs, but I'll spare you the details. This is the most important step, I can't stress it enough: magic system and worldbuilding will make or break your book. Make sure your magic system is as hard as possible, don't ignore crucial worldbuilding details like proportional income tax. Readers might ignore your plot, but they won't ignore your magic system.

Soft magic system is akin to a soft dick. Still a dick, but only good at making everyone laugh.

#II. First draft

Keep in mind: your first draft will always suck cock, so don't bother trying, just write.

Write on paper. Yes, on paper. Unlined paper, even. Its scientifically proven (but don't ask me to cite a study) that unlined paper boosts creativity. And use a quill and ink for god's sake, that's what we writers use when writing on paper, don't write with pens like cavemen.

Done with your paper draft? Good, now retype it all in your computer. Frame your paper draft and show it to your guests, this is an easy excuse to say "btw I'm a writer and I write like real writers do, with a quill and ink"

Next, right after you wrote your motherfucking chapter, write a fatherfucking chapter afterwards. Just write, don't think. And don't label your chapters in any way, its a noobtrap. If you won't leave any easy breakpoints for readers to stop, they'll have no choice but to read the entire book in one sitting. And what's in the end of your book? Its your bitcoin wallet. Readers will be compelled to pay you extra money, its just science.

#III. Revising

Grab your favorite crayons because we are going to do coloring.

You are going to read everything you wrote many times. Every time you see something important to the plot, you are going to color it in a different color. Soon your entire document will shine with all colors of rainbow. Its going to be pretty and that's what's important.

What, you are confused how crayons are going to work on a Word document? Didn't I already mentioned how you will need to rewrite your draft back on paper? Do it, its scientifically proven (but don't ask me to cite a study) that coloring with crayons boosts creativity.

Done with your coloring? Good, now retype it all in your comp

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbyssalSolitude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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Are you tired? Dont be !! No one said it is going to be easy. So just stop whining and buckle up for these daily swings.

XXX holder here. Bought in January 2021 my first batch of 200 shares and have bought at every price level since then. I am not going to sell even if it went down to a fucking penny (highly doubt it will ever happen). My reasons :

  1. Thesis on which these SHFs opened their short positions has already failed. AMC is in a much better financial position than a year ago.
  2. Revenue from theaters is growing every quarter.
  3. FTDs are piling up evey week.
  4. With a sell off in tech stocks, it is possible that if buying volume comes in AMC then the collateral posted by these SHFs will not be enough. Result: Margin Call.

We have not held for a year so far just to sell at these low prices. I believe in the moass and making life changing money. I have never been part of such a big group of like minded apes. It has been fun so far and it is about to get interesting in the coming weeks,months and years. This fuckery can go on only for so long. IMO today they just blatantly shorted the stock, nothing else. Buy sell ratio for AMC today as per Fidelity is 75% buys 25% sells.

Stay strong. We are getting there.

None of this is financial advise. I eat different colored crayons for lunch.

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They tanked it hard this week to induce FEAR to get you to SELL on the next inevitable run. Don’t fall for it. πŸ§¨πŸš€

Not much more to add. It’s all a psychological game. Many of us are red now and they want us to be scared. They think fear means we’ll sell once this runs up again.

Not happening. We’ve been here far too long to sell for pennies on the dollar.

HODL. NFA, I eat crayons.

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