I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
- If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
- Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
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- You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
- Also, upvote the post if you found it useful
Please find the list below
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Principles of Biomedical Ethics (Principles of Biomedical Ethics (Beauchamp)), 7th Edition: Tom L. Beauchamp & James F. Childress
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Gardner's Art through the Ages: A Global History (MindTap Course List), 15th Edition: Fred S. Kleiner
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Practicing Texas Politics (Texas: It's a State of MindTap), 16th Edition: Lyle Brown & Joyce A. Langenegger & Sonia R. Garcia & Ted A. Lewis & Robert E. Biles
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Digital Systems, 12th Edition: Ronald Tocci
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Physics, Volume 2, 5th Edition: David Halliday & Robert Resnick & Kenneth S. Krane
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Quantitative Social Science, An Introduction: Kosuke Imai
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Multiple Mini Interview Mmi: Winning Strategies from Admissions Faculty: Samir P. Desai
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Physics, Volume 1, 5th Edition: Robert Resnick & David Halliday & Kenneth S. Krane
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Davidson's Principles and Practice of Medicine, 23rd Edition: Stuart H. Ralston & Ian D Penman & Mark W J Strachan
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Think with Socrates: An Introduction to Critical Thinking, 1st Edition: Paul Herrick
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Smith and Roberson’s Business Law (MindTap Course List), 17th Edition: Richard A. Mann & Barry S. Roberts
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Nutrition Through the Life Cycle, 5th Edition: Judith E. Brown & Janet Isaacs & Bea Krinke & Ellen Lechtenberg & Maureen Murtaugh
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Cyriax's Illustrated Manual of Orthopaedic Medicine, 2nd Edition: James H. Cyriax & P. J. Cyriax
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Therapeutic Exercise for Musculoskeletal Injuries, 4th Edition: Peggy Houglum
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Sultz & Young's Health Care USA: Understanding Its Organization and Delivery, 9th Edition: Kristina M. Young & Philip J. Kroth
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Financial Management of Health Care Organizations: An Introduction to Fundamental Tools, Concepts and Applications, 4th Edition: William N. Zelman &, Michael J McCue &, Noah D Glick &, Marci Thomas
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Mosby's Pharmacology Memory NoteCards: Visual, Mnemonic, and Memory Aids for Nurses, 4th Edition
