Pedro Gonzalez Gonzalez Puns

So my dad sells furniture and the other day a woman came in and asked for prices on carpets. He said,

"Sorry, we don't sell carpets but there's a great place down the street called Speedy Gonzales'."

She says, "That's a funny name."

"Yeah, but they have lots of underlays."

"Underlays?"

"Uh huh about three of them... Andele! Andele! Andele!!!"

What an idiot.

Me: Hey boss, Pedro was moving some boxes and somehow a hand truck fell over and hit him in the face. I think his nose is broken.

Boss: Jesus...

Me: No, Pedro.

Boss: /facepalm

I'm moving to Spain in September, and my mum was worried I was going to get fat.

To reassure her, I said "Don't worry, I'll find a gym when I'm out there."

She replied "That might be difficult, they're usually called Pedro or Juan out there."