So my dad sells furniture and the other day a woman came in and asked for prices on carpets. He said,
"Sorry, we don't sell carpets but there's a great place down the street called Speedy Gonzales'."
She says, "That's a funny name."
"Yeah, but they have lots of underlays."
"Underlays?"
"Uh huh about three of them... Andele! Andele! Andele!!!"
What an idiot.
Me: Hey boss, Pedro was moving some boxes and somehow a hand truck fell over and hit him in the face. I think his nose is broken.
Boss: Jesus...
Me: No, Pedro.
Boss: /facepalm
I'm moving to Spain in September, and my mum was worried I was going to get fat.
To reassure her, I said "Don't worry, I'll find a gym when I'm out there."
She replied "That might be difficult, they're usually called Pedro or Juan out there."
