My Gf just pointed out that pasteurization has become really effective this year

Our milk lasts the rest of this decade!

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True sign of a dad joke: 20 years later you still can't forget it!

A friend was telling my dad about the new disaster movie Twister. >Friend: "The special effects are so amazing. They actually showed a cow flying across the screen."

>My Dad: "Oh, pasteurize (Past your eyes)?"

Long time ago, but hard to forget!

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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