post said that driver forgot to turn on parking brake
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📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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a prank my dad played on my sister when she started driving...

It's not a joke, but I thought this would still apply to this sub.

When my sister was learning how to drive, one of the first times she was backing out of our drive way, we were all in the car, my dad in the back seat with me. His window was down. As she backed out of the drive way, nervous, he had his arm out the window and SMACKED the side of the car with his hand to scare her (it worked).

My mom was not amused.

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📅︎ Sep 05 2013
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My dad got a ticket driving home

Dad: "You'll never believe what happened to me today driving home!"

Me: "What?"

Dad: "Well, I was driving down a back road home from work. It was such a beautiful day. The sun was still shining, a slight breeze was rustling the trees, and all the leaves had changed colors. Yellow, orange, red... just a gorgeous view. I was doing about 55, not a car in sight, when I come around a bend and see a cop car parked on the side of the road. I slowed down, but tried not to slow down so quickly that it would be obvious. I carefully drove up past the cop, being extra careful to stay centered within the lines and maintaining my lower speed. It looked like I was all clear, but then from out of nowhere a turkey jumped out in front of my car! I didn't even have a chance to brake!"

Me: "Jeez that's crazy!"

Dad: "I know! It hit the front of my car, rolled up over the windshield and did a somersault before landing directly onto the hood of the officer's car. He immediately turned on his lights and pulled me over and gave me a ticket."

Me: "What?? But that's not your fault! It was the turkey! What did he even give you a ticket for?"

Dad: "He gave me a ticket for flipping him the bird. Hahahaha!"

Me: -___-

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📅︎ Dec 08 2013
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