Overcooked 2 Puns

We had burgers for dinner, and they were a little overcooked. Just a bit, still delicious, but my dad is always critical of himself. My mom assured him that the burgers were very good and I told him that "yes, they were very well done" to which everyone rolled their eyes while I laughed uncontrollably.

My dad rolled his eyes, but he also smiled proudly.

So my mom was cooking dinner and was making porkchops... she overcooked them and was very upset about it.

My dad takes a bite and asks her in a very serious tone

"where is the bejesus?"

My mom looking confused asks "what?"

And he replies "you cooked the BEJESUS outta it!?"

We all stared at him as he laughed at his own joke. Uhg. Dads.