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A list of puns related to "Ottoman (furniture)"
Me: “So an ottoboy?”
But then all my ottomans turned into turkeys.
it would be called Ottoman Empire. I'd be the chairman. I'd really be turning the tables of furniture sales. I'd put my futon anyone who tries to stop me.
His Ottoman.
While shopping for a new sofa:
Me: "There's a ton of ottomans in this show room."
My dad:"Ya, it's a regular Ottoman Empire."
But I went with the ottoman instead
Edit: this one is better spoken than written. Preferably while furniture shopping.
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