Where do you buy car parts in 962-973 AD Rome?
Otto's Zone.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Carlos.
My grandpa's nickname was "Bud"
He used to point at me and say, "Beer makes you smart, It made Budweiser."
Here's to Otto, "Bud".
While watching the news
The sportscaster was talking about players and mentions a guy named "Darren Matic."
So my dad goes "Darren Matic!? Where's his brother Otto?"
