A list of puns related to "Otto GmbH"
Einwand: Die Bezeichnung Steuerkonstrukt ist in diesem Fall falsch. Auf Reddit lässt sich der Titel leider nicht mehr ändern. In diesem Beitrag geht es nur minimal um Steuern, und mehr um ein Konstrukt, um einen Kredit zu erhalten, der nicht zweckgebunden an Investitionen ist (sondern sich selbst ausgezahlt werden kann).
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Servus Freunde,
nach kurzer Absprache mit den Mods habe ich das 'Okay' bekommen, mein Wissen bezüglich Steuerkonstrukte bzw. Steuerersparnis hier zu posten. Ich rede nicht von dem Kleinschiss wie X und Y von der Steuern absetzen. Das findet man noch mehr oder weniger im Internet. Ich rede von den wirklich großen Dingern, wo sich ein Durchschnitts-Otto gegenüber dieser "Elite" nur auskotzt und wir uns denken "was für eine scheiß geile Idee". Kurz gesagt: Einblicke in die Methoden der Steuerersparnis von Führungsetagen wirklich großer Unternehmen.
Meine Credibility?
Was es braucht:
Das Nutzen:
Bereit?
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Ausgangslage:
Sagen wir mal ihr besitzt alleine, mit eurem Bruder, mit euer Schwester oder euer Familie ein Unternehmen, das auf die nächsten Jahre hinblickend weiterhin seine EBIT (Gewinn vor Zinsen und Steuern) beibehält oder steigert. Die Marktaussicht ist gut. Ihr seid alleiniger Gesellschafter oder die Gesellschaftsanteile liegen in eurer Familie. Ihr seid schon 5-10 Jahre aktiv mit dem Unternehmen und der Trend ist recht absehbar, da ihr beispielsweise Zulieferer von immer benötigten Teilen seid, regelmäßig gebrauchte Konsumgüter produziert oder einfach einen recht stabilen Trend verfolgt. Ihr könnt also mit vergleichsweise rel
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mir ist aufgefallen, dass es noch niemand von uns versucht hat mit GameStop über die deutsche Tochtergesellschaft GameStop Deutschland GmbH Kontakt aufzunehmen.
Folgenden Masterplan also auf dem Lokus ausgeklügelt:
Ziel: Herr Grünbaum hat mit Sicherheit bessere Kontakte zum Mutterkonzern als wir Otto-Normal-Affen. Ein offizielles Statement zum weiteren Vorgehen der armen deutschen Affen die ihre Aktien in Deutschland liegen haben wäre Gold wert (+ wir spammen nicht sinnlos GameStop selber zu).
https://twitter.com/mondrakete1/status/1391473819592937474?s=19
The new Chromium-based Microsoft Edge seems to become pretty popular, so I thought that maybe I should check it out. I opened the browser for the first time and got a "cookie consent" message straight on the New Tab page. At first, I thought that it's some kind of bug, so I closed the window, but after re-opening it was still there. Well, I thought, let's look at what cookies it asks me to accept.
Let's just say that I was speechless when I realized that Microsoft Edge's New Tab page asks me to accept tracking and cookies from 608! mostly ad-tech companies:
>Exponential Interactive, Inc d/b/a VDX.tv; Captify Technologies Limited; Roq.ad Inc.; AdSpirit GmbH; Vibrant Media Limited; Emerse Sverige AB; AdMaxim Inc.; Index Exchange, Inc.; Quantcast International Limited; BeeswaxIO Corporation; Sovrn Holdings Inc; Adkernel LLC; Adikteev; RTB House S.A.; Widespace AB; N Technologies Inc.; The Trade Desk; admetrics GmbH; Amobee Inc.; Epsilon; Verizon Media EMEA Limited; Venatus Media Limited; ADventori SAS; TripleLift, Inc.; BidTheatre AB; Ogury Ltd.; Xandr, Inc.; NEORY GmbH; RhythmOne DBA Unruly Group Ltd; NEURAL.ONE; ADITION technologies AG; Active Agent (ADITION technologies AG); Adverline; Taboola Europe Limited; The ADEX GmbH; Smart Adserver; Skimbit Ltd; ADMAN - Phaistos Networks, S.A.; NetSuccess, s.r.o.; Jellyfish France; Adform; xAd, Inc. dba GroundTruth; The Rubicon Project, Inc.; Sirdata; ADARA MEDIA UNLIMITED; 33Across; Sift Media, Inc; Rakuten Marketing LLC; GumGum, Inc.; Justpremium BV; Avocet Systems Limited; Location Sciences AI Ltd.; adsquare GmbH; LifeStreet Corporation; Sizmek by Amazon; OpenX; Yieldlab AG; Roku Advertising Services; Nano Interactive GmbH; Simplifi Holdings Inc; PubMatic, Inc.; comScore, Inc.; Flashtalking, Inc.; MediaMath, Inc.; Sharethrough, Inc; Smaato, Inc.; Visarity Technologies GmbH; Semasio GmbH; Crimtan Holdings Limited; Scene Stealer Limited; Genius Sports Media Limited; TreSensa Technologies, Inc.; Tapad, Inc.; Teroa S.A.; Criteo SA; 1plusX AG; Adloox SA; Blis Media Limited; Lotame Solutions, inc; LiveRamp, Inc.; GroupM UK Limited; Fifty Technology Limited; MiQ; Telaria SAS; Sonobi, Inc; Rich Audience Technologies SL; LoopMe Limited; Dynata LLC; Showheroes SE; Sublime; smartclip Europe GmbH; Fusio by S4M; Eyeota Pte Ltd; Avid Media Ltd; Teemo SA; DoubleVerify Inc.; PIXIMEDIA SAS; BIDSWITCH GmbH; IPONWEB GmbH; NextRoll, Inc.; ID5 Technology SAS; Teads; digitalAudience; SMARTSTREAM.TV GmbH; Ströer SSP GmbH (SSP);
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Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I would have a daughter
But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
And then you will all be sorry.
Now it’s syncing.
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
I will find you. You have my Word.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
“thank you for your cervix.”
Made me smile
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
But now I stand corrected.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
Theoretical Fizz-ics
Wookie mistake.
Recently, Microsoft Edge started gaining in popularity. After the introduction of the Kids Mode, basically every tech-news website had an article about it, recommending it as a good choice and basically promoting it as a good browser that you can safely let your kids use.
Why don't they write about the fact that Microsoft Edge's New Tab page asks users to accept tracking and cookies from 608 companies? There are mostly ad-tech companies in the list:
>Exponential Interactive, Inc d/b/a VDX.tv; Captify Technologies Limited; Roq.ad Inc.; AdSpirit GmbH; Vibrant Media Limited; Emerse Sverige AB; AdMaxim Inc.; Index Exchange, Inc.; Quantcast International Limited; BeeswaxIO Corporation; Sovrn Holdings Inc; Adkernel LLC; Adikteev; RTB House S.A.; Widespace AB; N Technologies Inc.; The Trade Desk; admetrics GmbH; Amobee Inc.; Epsilon; Verizon Media EMEA Limited; Venatus Media Limited; ADventori SAS; TripleLift, Inc.; BidTheatre AB; Ogury Ltd.; Xandr, Inc.; NEORY GmbH; RhythmOne DBA Unruly Group Ltd; NEURAL.ONE; ADITION technologies AG; Active Agent (ADITION technologies AG); Adverline; Taboola Europe Limited; The ADEX GmbH; Smart Adserver; Skimbit Ltd; ADMAN - Phaistos Networks, S.A.; NetSuccess, s.r.o.; Jellyfish France; Adform; xAd, Inc. dba GroundTruth; The Rubicon Project, Inc.; Sirdata; ADARA MEDIA UNLIMITED; 33Across; Sift Media, Inc; Rakuten Marketing LLC; GumGum, Inc.; Justpremium BV; Avocet Systems Limited; Location Sciences AI Ltd.; adsquare GmbH; LifeStreet Corporation; Sizmek by Amazon; OpenX; Yieldlab AG; Roku Advertising Services; Nano Interactive GmbH; Simplifi Holdings Inc; PubMatic, Inc.; comScore, Inc.; Flashtalking, Inc.; MediaMath, Inc.; Sharethrough, Inc; Smaato, Inc.; Visarity Technologies GmbH; Semasio GmbH; Crimtan Holdings Limited; Scene Stealer Limited; Genius Sports Media Limited; TreSensa Technologies, Inc.; Tapad, Inc.; Teroa S.A.; Criteo SA; 1plusX AG; Adloox SA; Blis Media Limited; Lotame Solutions, inc; LiveRamp, Inc.; GroupM UK Limited; Fifty Technology Limited; MiQ; Telaria SAS; Sonobi, Inc; Rich Audience Technologies SL; LoopMe Limited; Dynata LLC; Showheroes SE; Sublime; smartclip Europe GmbH; Fusio by S4M; Eyeota Pte Ltd; Avid Media Ltd; Teemo SA; DoubleVerify Inc.; PIXIMEDIA SAS; BIDSWITCH GmbH; IPONWEB GmbH; NextRoll, Inc.; ID5 Technology SAS; Teads; digitalAudience; SMARTSTREAM.TV GmbH; Ströer SSP GmbH (SSP); Ströer SSP GmbH (DSP); ConnectAd Realtime GmbH; Platform 161; 1020, Inc. dba Placecast and Ericsson Emodo; Media
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