William Otis showed his son his evolutionary invention.

He said, "Son, this is a ground breaking creation."

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The mechanic told me that he fixed the elevator

That was uplifting news

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I just witnessed a bride walk down the isle to the song "dock of a bay"

It was an Otis wedding.

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Schindler's Lift
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Why are elevator jokes always funny?

Because they work on so many different levels.

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