Ostwald process Puns

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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12490.Hip Hop Reader, The (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Tim Strode, Tim Wood

12491.Wu Zhao: China's Only Female Emperor 1st edition N Harry Rothschild

12492.College Culture, Student Success (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Debra J. Anderson

12493.Chican@s in the Conversations (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Elizabeth R. Kessler, Anne Perrin

12494.Education Matters (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Morgan Gresham, Crystal McCage

12495.Legends, Lore, and Lies: A Skeptic's Stance (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Joseph Calabrese

12496.Case Studies in Special Education Law: No Child Left Behind Act and Individuals with Disabilities Education Improvement Act 1st edition Mary Konya Weishaar

12497.Body and Culture (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Greg Lyons

12498.Ethics in the 21st Century (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Mary Alice Trent

12499.Longman Anthology of Detective Fiction, The 1st edition Deane Mansfield-Kelley, Lois Marchino

12500.Language and Prejudice (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Tamara M. Valentine

12501.Guide to Interpersonal Communication (Guide to Business Communication Series) 1st edition Joann Baney

12502.Considering Cultural Difference (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Pauline Uchmanowicz

12503.Transcreation of the Bhagavad Gita 1st edition Ashok Kumar Malhotra

12504.Varieties of Unbelief: From Epicurus to Sartre 1st edition J C. A. Gaskin

12505.Harry S. Truman and the Modern American Presidency (Library of American Biography Series) 1st edition Robert H. Ferrell

12506.John Marshall: Defender of the Constitution 1st edition

12507.Way of Lao Tzu, The 1st edition Wingtsit Chan

12508.Nicomachean Ethics: Aristotle 1st edition Martin Ostwald

12509.Organization 21C: Someday All Organizations Will Lead This Way 1st edition Subir Chowdhury

12510.My iPad 11th edition Gary Rosenzweig

12511.My iPad for Seniors 7th edition Michael Miller

12512.My iPad for Seniors

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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18346.Rond-Point: une perspective actionnelle 2nd edition SL Difusión, Hedwige Meyer

18347.Multilevel Approach to the Study of Motor Control and Learning, A 2nd edition Debra J. Rose, Robert W. Christina

18348.California Geology 2nd edition Deborah Harden

18349.SPARC Architecture, Assembly Language Programming, and C 2nd edition Richard Paul

18350.Linear System Theory 2nd edition Wilson J. Rugh

18351.Discrete-Time Control Systems 2nd edition Katsuhiko Ogata

18352.Business Organizations for Paralegals 1st edition Kathleen Reed, Henry R. Cheeseman,

18353.Introduction to Wind Principles 1st edition Thomas E. Kissell

18354.Modern Semiconductor Devices for Integrated Circuits 1st edition Chenming C. Hu

18355.C++: Classes and Data Structures 1st edition Jeffrey Childs

18356.Principles of Computer Organization and Assembly Language 1st edition Patrick Juola

18357.Becoming a Teacher of Reading: A Developmental Approach 1st edition Susan Davis Lenski, Susan L. Nierstheimer

18358.Simply Java Programming: An Application-Driven Tutorial Approach 1st edition Harvey M. Deitel, Paul Deitel

18359.Fundamentals of Metal Fatigue Analysis 1st edition Julie A. Bannantine

18360.EXCEPTIONAL CHILDREN&SPECL ED&ETX AC PKG 11th edition

18361.Lean Six Sigma 1st edition Donna C. S. Summers

18362.American Culinary Federation Practical Exam Prep Course - Culinary -- Digital Access 1st edition

18363.Human Anatomy & Physiolo&PHOTO ATLAS &STUDENT KSHT VISUAL A&P & MODERN MASTERING 1st edition MELISSA GREENE

18364.STARTING OUT WITH JAVA 4th edition

18365.Strategic Marketing for Non-Profit Organizations 7th edition Alan R Andreasen, Philip Kotler

18366.ExamView Testbank for Landscape Design, Construction and Maintenance Compact Disc CD 1st edition Pearson Learning Solutions

18367.ExamView Testbank for Agriscience Explorations Compact Disc CD 1st edition Pearson Learning Solutions

18368.ESS COLL ALG ALC&24MO MYLAB MATH ET

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678