Orange (word) Puns

What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn't.

Nothing and orange have completely different ending sounds.

I said no

That Garfield needs to learn how to think about more than just himself and his next plate of lasagna.

I said," No, it doesn't."

“We use 3 cans of water to distract it.”

“What?”

“Ya it should lose focus soon enough.”

the eye rolls from my partner were fantastic.

This happened tonight. We were talking about “concentrate” because they read me silly jokes from their school milk cartons like “why does X stare at the can of OJ? Because it says ‘concentrate’.” So we were talking about what the word meant.

I don't know what they're teaching kids in schools these days. I asked my son what rhymed with orange, and he said nothing. Nothing? Those two words don't even sound alike!

It’s not stroganoff..

He said, no it doesn't.

The Spring-colour.

Afterward, I say, “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”.

Fridge

"Son, that looks appealing! Orange you glad you have a berry funny Dad like me? That's it, I'm plum out of jokes."

I asked her what she got and she told me ginger beef. Ginger beef? I don't think I've ever seen an orange cow before.

Edit: wording

I was eating breakfast with my parents at a hotel. It was a buffet style one. We were towards the end of the meal when this happened.

Dad: Did you see all the juices they had over there?

Me: Yeah, I went for orange.

Mom: Oooh do they have Passion Fruit and Guava juice? We could mix them and make POG.

Me: Nah, they had Cranberry, Orange, Apple, and Lemonade though; you could make COAL.

Dad: It's a good thing they didn't have Cranberry, Raspberry, Apple, and Pineapple. (He was already laughing at his own joke getting the last word out) ...Do you get it? (now in uncontrollable laughter)

Me: I could smell that one coming when you started it.

Mom groaned and pretended not to know us.

I said "No it doesn't"

I said, "no it doesn't"

I said "No it doesn't."