She prescribed me trans-and-dental medication.
The taste.
Oral-B
Was sitting with my SO watching tv and an Oral-B commercial comes onto the screen. The commercial plays saying all the great things about their toothbrush, how effective it is against plaque buildup and that 9/10 dentist recommend it etc. after listening for a minute I look over at my SO and say “well it better be good, ORAL-B disappointed!”
The taste.
Kindly stolen from my friend who is an ER doc.
One slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit
"...have plaque on your wall?"
Dad: "False."
Most of what I say to patients is ingest.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your hole weak
The taste!
This is one of my dad’s favorite jokes to tell, he passed away two years ago, miss you a lot dad!
It can store up to a Yoda bite.
He had loco motives
He replied, “Dammit! Some asshole’s got my pen!”
...just wait until bed time, Oral-B revealed.
Someone was taking about their oral and aural studies. I said, "We don't listen when you talk about that." I woke myself up laughing.
In Oral, B.
¿Cuál nacionalidad tiene el mejor salud oral?
Los Canadientes.
Orally.
From CGPGrey: http://www.reddit.com/r/CGPGrey/comments/1x3guw/hello_internet_a_10_episode_podcast_experiment/cf7xh6e
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
It's now called the Oral Office.
My buddy ordered a cup of coffee. When the waitress asked him how he takes his coffee, he said, "Usually orally, but I'm open to suggestions."
I think I "invented" this joke when I was around 15, but I'm sure others have as well since it's not too subtle. The key, though, was that I waited for just the right moment to use it for the first time.
I had an ear infection, so I went to the doctor, who took a look and quickly diagnosed it and wrote a prescription and handed it to me.
> Doctor: It's just an ear infection, so 4 drops of this daily should clear it right up.
> Me: [Reading the prescription, and seeing the name of the antibiotic, but I may be wrong about the name, so if anyone knows the right name, please reply.] [Completely seriously.] Oraline? So, I put the drops in my mouth?
> Doctor: [Quizzically.] No, no, no, you put it in your ear!
> Me: Oh, I read the name, and "Oraline" sounds like something you'd take orally.
> Doctor: Nope, in the ear.
> Me: [Remembering my dad joke.] It's a good thing that you didn't prescribe me analgesics.
The doctor had no reaction, just said their deadpan goodbye and left. I've wondered if they didn't get it, didn't think it was funny, or had heard it hundreds of times before.
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