As a Mexican I appreciate a bilingual pun...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mexican_here
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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A bilingual pun for you all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCuriousProgram
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Bilingual pun: If you study in the US, then work in Germany, you can pay back your loan with your Lohn.

Lohn is German for wages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TenNinetythree
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2015
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Bilingual Pun: the Spanish Clothes Shopper

A man from Spain visiting the US walked into a clothes store. He said to the clerk, "Quiero comprar unos calcetines, por favor." Unfortunately, the clerk didn't speak Spanish, and the Spaniard didn't speak English. They searched all around the store, the clerk pointing to various items, hoping to find what the foreign customer wanted.

He pointed at jackets, but the foreigner shook his head and said "No quiero chaquetas." Then he pointed at shirts, but the client was not satisfied and said "No quiero ni camisas." The clerk pointed at sweaters, pants, shoes... but the Spaniard said he didn't want "ni sudaderas, ni pantalones, ni zapatos...".

They couldn't come across the item the shopper needed. Finally, the clerk points to a table of socks, and the man from Spain exclaimed with joy, "Β‘Eso sΓ­ que es!" The clerk exploded in anger, shouting "If you could spell it, why didn't you say it before?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
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[English/Dutch Bilingual Pun] Two fish meet in the ocean, one speaking English and the other speaking Dutch.

English fish: "Hi!"

Dutch fish: "WAAR?!"

(Edit: It also works with German. "WO?!")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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[Bilingual] What did the mushrooms cheer after they won the game?

"We are the champignons!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Why did the bilingual man get a sex change when he was older?

Because he was a trans-later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peteman22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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A dog sees a "Now hiring" poster outside of a computer store.

The poster reads:

"Must be able to type. Must be able to program. And must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer."

The dog takes the poster in his mouth, and walks in. The manager spots the dog, and decides to humour it, pulling up a chair and a computer with a word processor. "Alright, if you want to work here, you need to first write a letter," and leaves the room.

30 minutes later, he comes back in, and the dog has typed out a completely error-free letter.

"Well, I'll be. This is a smart dog. But can he program?" he asks himself.

20 minutes pass, and the dog has made a perfectly running website for the store.

He looks, shocked, at the dog, and finally speaks. "Look, I know you have the qualifications, but, well... you're a dog."

The dog nudges the words "We are an equal opportunity employer." on the poster, and the manager sighs.

"There's no way you're bilingual."

The dog looks him in the eyes, and says, "Meow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicy-tomato
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I'm both bilingual and bisexual

But I don't believe lesbians are any less bien than I am!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArabiaFats
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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Bilingual Dad-joked my girlfriend.

My girlfriend speaks french, so I knew she'd get my joke.

Anyways, we were eating breakfast and she was talking about liking spinach for its iron content. I said "That's fer."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Vetis_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2015
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Bilingual dad joke

So my family is French and we also speak English.

Basically, every birthday, my mom would say she got me cash for my birthday. (cache, which is pronounced like cash, means to hide, in French). My dad would then say, in French, "Ohhhh, cash! I thought you said cache! I hid it last week and I cant find it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Battletooth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2013
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My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/olafminesaw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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I just fell through the roof of a French bakery.

I’m in a world of pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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When eating eggs with my dad

Sometimes when we eat breakfast together, I'll decide I want eggs - I usually take two or three. I live in a bilingual family - half French, half English. So I ask him, in English;

-Dad, do you want one or two eggs? -Only one. Un oeuf is un oeuf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grandioseA
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2014
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Dad jokes in Spanish

We went out to eat at a Chinese restaurant and when we got our fortune cookies my mom asked for the translation of "selfish". My dad responded with "El mismo pescado." (Note: selfish --> self-fish --> mismo pescado)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaaraitosu_gringo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2014
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My dad called the other day...

Dad calls me, and asks what I'm doing "I'm watching a show called Suits" is my answer, and then he goes: "Oh does it suit you?"

Note: I'm not English, but he still said that sentence in English, just to make that joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oblittan
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2014
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I got out dad joked. -_-

Go figure I got out joked by a Grandpa. I was talking to my father-in-law and the following took place.

Me: I have a great idea. I'm going to get a bunch of young good looking hispanic guys and make a bilingual boy band.

... (he's looking at his phone)

I'm gonna call it Juan Direction.

... (he looks up)

FIL: I saw something that said Juan Direction online.

Me: oh?

FIL: It said south.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anakinstasia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2015
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Today at the grocery store

As I put the milk into the basket my bilingual dad picks it up.

"Hmm soy milk. Nice to meet you, milk, soy Dad!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tux_the_Penguin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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My favourite joke: Now Hiring

A dog sees a "Now hiring" poster outside of a computer store. The poster reads:

"Must be able to type. Must be able to program. And must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer."

The dog takes the poster in his mouth, and walks in. The manager spots the dog, and decides to humour it, pulling up a chair and a computer with a word processor. "Alright, if you want to work here, you need to first write a letter," and leaves the room.

30 minutes later, he comes back in, and the dog has typed out a completely error-free letter.

"Well, I'll be. This is a smart dog. But can he program?" he asks himself.

20 minutes pass, and the dog has made a perfectly running "Hello, world" program.

He looks, shocked, at the dog, and finally speaks. "Look, I know you have the qualifications, but, well... you're a dog."

The dog nudges the words "We are an equal opportunity employer." on the poster, and the manager sighs.

"There's no way you're bilingual."

The dog looks him in the eyes, and says, "Meow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordMeme42
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Why did the dog say "meow" ?

he was bilingual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raven_007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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