I went on stage during an open mic night. Everyone laughed at me! It was so embarrassing
That’s the last time I do stand-up!
My partner bailed on me at open mic night...
Me: "This next song was written for two people, but since my partner couldn't make it I'll just have to duet alone."
Crowd: collective groan
The entire crowd rolled their eyes together, but at least I played well!
I've decided to join the autopsy club...
Wednesday is open mic night.
My Dad is introducing Louie Anderson tonight and ran this "opening joke" past me....
My folks own a bar with a banquet area and Louie Anderson is performing tonight. My Dad is going to open the show with one joke that he is really excited about.
Picture him standing at the mic in a empty banquet hall, I'm standing in the middle of the room as he is "testing" the joke on me.
"A termite walks into a bar, looks around and asks "Where's the bar tender?""
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I'm going to try and get this on video tonight.
