What are two words that help open a lot of doors in life?
βPushβ and βPullβ.
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What type of keys do ghosts use to open doors?
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︎ Mar 29 2022
I was recently informed that sinks can't open doors
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︎ Aug 26 2021
Did you hear about the beach house resort that used a chunky dairy product to open and close the doors?
They utilized cottage cheese cottage keysβ¦.
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︎ May 01 2022
My Grandad was always going on about the good old days when you could leave your doors open etc.
Lovely man, terrible submarine Captain...
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︎ Jul 15 2021
My female friend asked at a party if men still open car doors.
I asked how she thinks we get inside.
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︎ Jul 18 2021
Singers might open doors with their talents, but thieves can do it off key.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What did the three-legged cat say when he kicked open the doors of the old west saloon?
I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!
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︎ Nov 17 2021
How do you open the doors of a monastery?
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︎ Sep 02 2021
Female Twitter post...Do men still open car doors ?
Comment: "Well yeah! How the fuck do we get inside?"
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Why are open doors good for storing things?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Just came home to find all my doors and windows open, everything's gone!
Who would do that to another person's Advent Calendar?!
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︎ Dec 01 2020
My dad told me that back in the day, Jesus had a habit of leaving doors open all the time.
Itβs like he was born in a barn or something.
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︎ Dec 29 2018
What do punk rock pirates use to open locked doors?
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︎ Jan 31 2016
How to birds open doors?
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︎ Jun 26 2017
My grandfather is always saying that, back in the day, people could leave their doors openβ¦
Which is probably why his submarine sank...
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︎ Apr 07 2018
Sonic has to open doors with a treadmill as his electric doors arenβt working
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︎ Mar 22 2019
At this very moment no one wants to open doors for me
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︎ Aug 04 2018
Who does your bidding except open locked doors?
A lackey.
XP from /r/jokes.
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︎ Jul 12 2017
In life, I've learned that two very simple words open doors...
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︎ Jun 22 2022
On his deathbed, my grandfather said, βRemember these two words. Itβll open a lot of doors for you in life.β
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︎ Mar 23 2019
Before he passed away, my grandfather said, βHere are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.β
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︎ May 11 2020
What are the 2 words that will open a lot of doors in your life?
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︎ Sep 30 2019
Sinks can't open doors.
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︎ Sep 14 2019
On his deathbed, my grandfather said, βRemember these two words. Itβll open a lot of doors for you in life.β
βPushβ and βPullβ.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
Sinks canβt open doors
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︎ Dec 18 2017
Sinks canβt open doors
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︎ Jun 29 2019
βSon, remember these two magic words. They will open up the doors in your life.β
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︎ May 26 2018
On his deathbed, my grandfather said, βRemember these two words. It will open a lot of doors for you in life.β
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︎ Jun 14 2019
Sinks canβt open doors
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