One Born Every Minute Puns

A list of puns related to "One Born Every Minute"

How my sister and I were born, according to my Father.

MariSunday, you were born because your Mom stole my sperm. Your little sister was a poop I took. The craziest part was when she tried to climb back in.

Have another for free- because you can only post one every 8 minutes.

Dad: How does the horse bite the pumpkin???!!! Me: NO DAD NOT AGAIN! Dad: LIKE THIS! pinches my leg super hard

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📅︎ Apr 28 2014
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