A list of puns related to "On the Side of the Road"
He’s afraid to get across
They charged her with littering!
I was confused, but they seemed friendly. I told them what was going on, and they said: open the gas cap. One by one, each bee flew into the tank, and to my astonishment the gas gage went from empty to full. The bees said: start the car. So, I did and it ran. I asked them: what did you put in the tank? Bee pee.
He just didn't choose the right thing
They said I was weaving all over the road.
I felt his presents.
I told him it was the car berater.
One donkey said to the other “shall we cross over?” The other said, “we had better be careful look what happened to the Zebra!”
As told to me by my son.
They're just not driving on the right side either.
They always have a buddy to scream “car, car!”
(An actual joke my dad told)
A pastatute.
It didn't have a great track record.
A concerned passerby stopped and asked him why he was throwing ice at taxis.
The man replied, "I'm hailing a cab."
I could see it's tow tag.
Me: "No. Why?"
Dad: "Because they're dead."
I was alone in the car, but still said "I bet he's having a schmitty day" and giggled like a dumbass all the way home
"That guy's never going to worry about losing his job, you wanna know why? Cause business is always picking up"
Told her it was because americans drive on the RIGHT side of the road!
She was littering.
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