Oman! You’re about to read some terrible stuff.

“I live in Spain without the ‘s’”.

This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.

It’s about to Bahrain jokes without the “Bah”.

  1. I have a double China without the “a”.

  2. Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the “an”.

  3. Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.

  4. You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the “J”.

  5. You probably can’t Kuwait to stop reading these without the “Ku”.

  6. Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.

  7. As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t even have one Nepal without the “Ne”.

All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?

I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the “Den”, of course.

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Oman this is bad.
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👤︎ u/orlanthi
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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
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What was Oman called before it officially become a nation?

Oboy

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👤︎ u/Arctureas
📅︎ May 28 2018
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My friend asked if I knew of any Middle Eastern countries…

I was like. Oman, I don’t know. Then I I was like, Yemen, I might be able to name a few.

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👤︎ u/Dr-fuhrer
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My friend called me and said he lost the million dollar prize because he couldn't think of a neighbor to Saudi Arabia...

I said, "Oman!"

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I did have some jokes about the Middle East in mind...

But Iran out of them

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If you're Russian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?

European

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👤︎ u/xtilexx
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Yemen was having a war with their neighboring countries

They got nuked, and shouted "Oman!"

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Someone asked me if i wanted to hear a pun about a country.

I said Norway!

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Thanksgiving with Mom
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I was skeptical when someone told me that there is a land full of Jews

Turns out, Israel

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Me: Hey, Dad, got any countries to eat?

Dad: Sure son, what would you like? Me: I’m Hungary for some Turkey Greece Dad: Oman, I’m all out of that, would you like some Cuba de Chad? Me: Yemen!

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Are there any countries south of Saudi Arabia?

Yemen

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How did the Iranian prisoners escape the capital? Tehran away.

I know what you're thinking, "Oman, that joke was Shiite, can't you joke about Sunni else?" I could, or you Kuwait until I'm finished. Do I have more? Yemen, but Israeli not that many. I write them down though... I store them in Iraq. Or for transport I store them I'm my bag, Dad. (Pretend you're my dad.)

Edit: Minor detail (Quatar you doing, man!)

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2 Friends named Ryan and Dave were fixing up a car. They’re Country-Geeks by day, and Racers by night.

Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?

Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?

R: Sure.

Car makes weird sound

R: Guatemala with the car?

D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.

R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.

D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.

R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.

Later

R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.

D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.

R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.

D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm

R: Ok, Tur the Key!

Car turns on

D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!

R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!

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Dropped this bomb on my buddy today...

Little autocorrect issues helped me drop this bomb on my buddy while we were texting

Me: Do you watch game of thrones?

Him: Nah I don't. I've watched the first few episodes, but that's about Iran

Him: It***

Me: Iraqen you should watch a few more.

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Person 1: 'I have a friend over from Muscat.'

Person 2: 'Oman... They've travelled quite far.'

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Extreme Pun Combo

Don't wanna be Obama self. I'm just China to make you happy. Yes, my pun Israel. Norway I'm lying, Syria stuff. You guys Ghana have to Czech these puns. Okay, I think I will Finnish now. I think Alaska guy to help me out because I’m Havana hard time. You have no India how long it took me to make these puns, but I hope they'll help Sweden your day because I Canada think of one anymore. Oman, I think Iran out of ideas Irish I can think of Samoa. I think my Bahrain can’t think of one anymore but Taiwan this to continue. I want Tibet that there are better things to do now. I Belize it’s time to put an end to these puns because I’m Oslo getting Bordeaux this. African hate these puns I want Togo because I Amsterdam tired. I’m Sudan with puns now.

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So my father said I lacked "manly" traits

So he called me

"W/omanly"

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