A list of puns related to "Oliver Roome"
"...Olive you!"
We went out to eat at Olive Garden and there was a large mirror on the wall next to our table.
My dad immediately says "That family in the other room looks an awful lot like us..."
What a dad.
We're at her dad's birthday, and I was sitting in the living room with her, her dad, and two of his three brothers. We had just started eating (pizza and pasta) when my girlfriend's third uncle arrives. I had two slices on my plate, one pepperoni, and one garbage (olives, onions, meat, basically everything on it). Uncle #3 comes in, greets everyone, and says "How's the pizza tasting?" to which I replied
..."it's garbage."
I think she wants to be single but they all appreciated it.
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