A list of puns related to "Old Spanish"
which I think is poor for four.
β¦ And I think that's poor for four.
A senΓ΅r citizen.
Because he was all about the con ami code
A Senor moment.
I was about 8 at the time and asked
me: "Dad, what does gracias mean in Spanish?"
Dad: "It means fell over"
me: "Okay, thank you"
Got it wrong with my homework, and finally it dawned on me with the joke he made
My 2 year old little girl was sitting at the kitchen table eating her dinner. It was me and my wife and her, just chilling. So, she drops her napkin on the floor and I pick it up and hand it to her, to which she says thank you daddy. So, I ask her if she can say thank you in spanish.
"Thank you daddy, in spanish"
I almost choked on my meal I laughed so hard, and my wife groaned. I have never been prouder.
So we were at a certain popular buffet chain, and when my dad 54-year-old with a long white beard went up to pay, the Spanish cashier asked if he was eligible for the senior discount, for ages 65+.
He strokes his beard and says "Nope, I'm not quite there yet.
I was standing behind him waiting to go eat, and I said "Well maybe you should try talking Spanish? Then you will be a seΓ±or!"
She gave us the discount, everybody around us cracked up laughing, applause was had, and the Albert Einstein behind us gave me $100. (Seriously though, they both laughed, she gave us the $0.59 discount, and Dad tells this story every chance he gets.)
I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:
I think thatβs poor for four
Which i think is poor for four
Which I think is poor for four.
Which I think is poor for four.
Which I think is poor for four.
He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.
which is poor for four
...he still can't say "please", though, which I think is "poor for four".
Edit: "Por favor" is Spanish for please. :)
A SeΓ±or citizen.
That's Por favor
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