My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.

which I think is poor for four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My four-year old nephew is trying to learn Spanish, but he can't even say "Please"…

… And I think that's poor for four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What do you call an old, Spanish man?

A senΓ΅r citizen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThrowawayDom29
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Why did the old school french-spanish gamer refuse to abandon his teammate?

Because he was all about the con ami code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnCaptainBlue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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What is it called when an old Spanish man forgets why he walked into a room?

A Senor moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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After 12 years, I finally got an old dad joke my dad made when I was learning Spanish as a kid

I was about 8 at the time and asked

me: "Dad, what does gracias mean in Spanish?"

Dad: "It means fell over"

me: "Okay, thank you"

Got it wrong with my homework, and finally it dawned on me with the joke he made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkywardSpork
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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What are they teaching kids these days?

My 2 year old little girl was sitting at the kitchen table eating her dinner. It was me and my wife and her, just chilling. So, she drops her napkin on the floor and I pick it up and hand it to her, to which she says thank you daddy. So, I ask her if she can say thank you in spanish.

"Thank you daddy, in spanish"

I almost choked on my meal I laughed so hard, and my wife groaned. I have never been prouder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lidsville76
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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Got my dad and the cashier!

So we were at a certain popular buffet chain, and when my dad 54-year-old with a long white beard went up to pay, the Spanish cashier asked if he was eligible for the senior discount, for ages 65+.

He strokes his beard and says "Nope, I'm not quite there yet.

I was standing behind him waiting to go eat, and I said "Well maybe you should try talking Spanish? Then you will be a seΓ±or!"

She gave us the discount, everybody around us cracked up laughing, applause was had, and the Albert Einstein behind us gave me $100. (Seriously though, they both laughed, she gave us the $0.59 discount, and Dad tells this story every chance he gets.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ancel3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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My dad just posted an epic dadjoke on Facebook

I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:

  • New Navy
  • Half Foods
  • Over Armor
  • Paper Clips
  • 49 Cent Store
  • Seniors R Us (really old stuff like antiques)
  • Tom & Harry's Sporting Goods
  • Pier 99 Exports
  • Yankee Light Bulb
  • O.M.G. Monday's
  • Due Pizza (It's Italian, not Spanish)
  • Rhode Island Closets (they are very small)
  • Open Space (think about it)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlahBlahNyborg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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My four year old has been learning Spanish for a year, and he still can’t say β€˜please’

I think that’s poor for four

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oobedoo321
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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My 4 year old son has been learning spanish all year and he still can’t say the word please.

Which i think is poor for four

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattty_21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My four year old has been learning Spanish and still can’t say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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My 4 year old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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During the quarantine, my 4 year old has been learning Spanish. Yet, he still can’t say please.

Which I think is poor for four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donkeyknuckles
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown.

He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mullins18i
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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my 4 year old started learning Spanish, he still doesn't know what the Spanish for please is,

which is poor for four

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenny8138
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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My 4-year old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown...

...he still can't say "please", though, which I think is "poor for four".

Edit: "Por favor" is Spanish for please. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smdouglas2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What do you call an old Spanish gentleman?

A SeΓ±or citizen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealRoybot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I just met a 4 year old that can't say please in Spanish

That's Por favor

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