A list of puns related to "Oink"
He was studying foreign languages.
Pork chops. (Credit to my baby sister who just told me this.)
Now I have stable wifi.
They don't have enough oink in their pens
So me and my Dad were skyping as I live in Canada when he pulls this on me
Me: So I am going to be making Ham and Scalloped potatoes tonight
Dad: Oh yea, thats nice
Me: Yup, Ham seems to be going cheap right now so I picked up a nice one.
Dad: What the hell is wrong with your pigs over there. In England its usually the birds that go cheep cheep and the pigs go oink.
Me: Dad, you have problems.
Dad: What you talking about, you're the one with the clucking pigs I think your situation is a tad worse then mine.
Me: sigh You're hopeless.
I attended a Decemberists concert this evening. Before the encore, the drummer, John, insisted that he tell us a joke.
"Did you hear about the pig who had a cut on his leg? Yeah, his friend came by and asked, 'Would you like me to get you some OINK-ment?'"
The only sound that followed was that of myself clapping.
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