Officer of the United States Puns

A list of puns related to "Officer of the United States"

Last week, a freshman secret service officer stopped an assassination attempt on the president of the United States by screaming “Mickey Mouse”!

When his superior congratulated him for the arrest, he asked “Why did you scream Mickey Mouse?” And the secret serviceman said “I was trying to say Donald Duck!”

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👤︎ u/GPyleFan11
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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My office space is a cubicle, president of the United States has an oval.

Someone has been cutting corners.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ Jul 31 2018
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