What's it called when a steak is just average?

Meaty-ocre.

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📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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I don't like vegan meat.

It's very meaty-ocre.

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👤︎ u/erppi2
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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Marine meets old squadmate [x-post r/4chan]

http://i.imgur.com/1hOCrFH.png

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👤︎ u/Anglan
📅︎ Mar 10 2015
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Grocery store worker humor

Father of a 3 year old here. I work in a grocery store. Here are some jokes I like to tell or have told.

-Customer wants to buy some Aunt Jemima's pancakes or syrup. "Oh man these are the only breakfast brand I can buy due to religious reasons. I'm a Jemima's Witness."

-Find some bad meat and take it back to the meat department "Yeah the quality of this meat is meaty-ocre."

-What kind of melon can't get married? A cant-elope.

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👤︎ u/PapaPeyton
📅︎ Jun 17 2016
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