I'm going to name my daughter "Noe" It's pronounced Noel

Her entire existence will be my ultimate dad joke.

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What is Beethoven doing right noe?

Decomposing.

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👤︎ u/ThyLurker
📅︎ Jun 26 2017
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A guy in my neighborhood puts up NOE every christmas

There's NO "L"

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Oh noes! Our dad is banned from reddit.

Sibling: Wait, our dad was banned from reddit?

Me: No, r/dad

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👤︎ u/bbtehbuild
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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My Grandfather always told me: If your feet smell and your noes runs,

You're built upside-down.

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What do you call a person without a body or a nose?

Nobody noes.

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He knows the subtle art of denial

Because he Noes

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Everyone is liking a picture of an egg on instagram to beat Kylie Jenner but ...

... wait for it. In a few months it will turn out to be just another chick.

Context

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📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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My grandfather felt the need to explain us who exactly "Jack Schitt" is and how much we REALLY don't know him.

For some time many of us have wondered, just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my personal genealogy research efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

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Just dropped this one on my friends.

Me: Have you seen the movie Gravity?

Them: mixed yeses and noes

Me: I'm really being pulled towards it.

Them: fake laughter

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📅︎ Feb 04 2014
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My grandpa always told me: If your feet smell and your noes runs...

You're built upside down.

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