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Match 96 / PQF 1: Maharashtra vs Vidarbha, 16th November 2021 at Arun Jaitley Stadium, New Delhi

Vidarbha won the toss and chose to field

Vidarbha won by 7 wickets (13 balls remaining)

Summary: Rahul Tripathi replaced Ruturaj Gaikwad for Maharashtra. Lalit Yadav replaced Sooraj Rai and Siddhesh Wath replaced Sanjay Raghunath for Vidarbha. Yash Thakur struck in 2nd over as stand in skipper Naushad Shaikh went back for golden duck. Yash Thakur was the only economical bowler in powerplay as Tripathi & Co. took full advantage to reach 57 for 1 after 6. Akshay Karnewar sent back Yash Nahar after 64 runs partnership between latter and Tripathi in 39 balls. Karnewar struck again in his next over by rattling Kedar Jadhav's stumps. Tripathi completed his 50 off 30 balls. Maharashtra could manage only 64 runs in middle overs (6.1-15.0). Tripathi got out on first ball of sllg overs phase. Ranjeet Nikam became 2nd victim of Yash Thakur's accuracy in 18th over. He also sent back Divyang Himganekar's stumps back flying in the same over. Azim Kazi couldn't capitalise on his slow start before Darshan Nalkande dismissed him in penultimate over. Sunil Yadav was run out on last ball as Maharashtra could only manage 36 in last 5.

Maharashtra started the fightback successfully when Mukesh Choudhary removed Wath for a three ball duck but Vidarbha recovered to put on 50 for 1 at the end of powerplay. Atharva Taide completed his fifty off 30 balls. Azim Kazi dismissed Taide after he added 96 runs in 69 balls with skipper Akshay Wadkar. Wadkar and Saurabh Dubey played cautiously after that as Vidarbha added only 67 for 1 in middle overs (6.1-15.0). First over of death overs phase was a big one ending in 15 runs and Dubey's wicket. When Vidarbha needed 19 runs off 17 balls, Jitesh Sharma switched the gears and finished it off in just 4 balls (4,6,6,6).

Stats:

• 13th T20 fifty for Rahul Tripathi in 100 innings

• Maiden fifty for Atharva Taide in 18 innings

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

>#Elite Group D in Indore

Goa vs Rajasthan

Goa won the toss and opted to bat first

Goa won the match by 37 runs

Saurashtra vs Madhya Pradesh

Saurashtra won the toss and opted to bat first

Madhya Pradesh won the match by 6 wickets

Services vs Vidarbha

Vidarbha won the toss and opted to bat first

Services won the match by 8 wickets

>#Elite Group E in Mumbai

Mumbai vs Puducherry

Puducherry won the toss and opted to bowl first

Puducherry won the match by 6 wickets

Kerala vs Andhra

Andhra won the toss and opted to bowl first

>#Elite Group D in Indore

Services vs Madhya Pradesh

Madhya Pradesh won the toss and opted to bowl first

Madhya Pradesh won the match by 2 runs

Vidarbha vs Goa

Goa won the toss and opted to bat first

Goa won the match by 16 runs

Rajasthan vs Saurashtra

Rajasthan won the toss and opted to bat first

Rajasthan won the match by 15 runs

>#Elite Group E in Mumbai

Delhi vs Puducherry

Puducherry won the toss and opted to bowl first

Delhi won the match by 110 runs

Haryana vs Kerala

Kerala won the toss and opted to bowl first