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Nil Puns

A list of puns related to "Nil"

Nil Armstrong surrendered

Now his name is Kneel Armstrong

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👤︎ u/OshriM
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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British people look at me strangely when I say "nil."

It means nothing to them.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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If I were ever to start an Indo-Vietnamese restaurant..

Me: I'd probably have to call it Pho, Nom, & Naan.

Future Mrs. Qball: It would end up being Pho, Nom since you always forget the naan.

Me:... So you're saying it'd be Pho, Nom, & Nil?

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👤︎ u/DjQball
📅︎ Mar 01 2017
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