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Up-to-date as of July 3, 2021

July 2, 2021

The Forever Purge (Horror/With: Will Patton, Ana de la Reguera, Josh Lucas, Cassidy Freeman/1 hr 43 min/Universal Pictures/R/d: Everardo Gout/Wide)

The Boss Baby: Family Business (Animation/With: Alec Baldwin, Amy Sedaris, James Marsden, Jeff Goldblum/1 hr 47 min/Universal Pictures/PG/d: Tom McGrath/Wide)

The Phantom (Documentary/Greenwich Entertainment/Limited)

The God Committee (Thriller/With Kelsey Grammar, Janeane Garofalo, Julia Stiles//1 hr 38 min/Vertical Entertainment/d: Austin Stark/Limited)

Secret Agent Dingledorf and His Trusty Dog Splat (Family/With Loki, Darcy Donavan, Paul Johansson/1 hr 29 min/Integrity Releasing/PG/d: Billy Dickson/Limited)

Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised) (Documentary/With: Lin-Manuel Miranda, Chris Rock, Stevie Wonder, Sly and the Family Stone/1 hr 57 min/Searchlight Pictures/PG-13/d: Questlove/Limited)

July 9, 2021

Black Widow (Fantasy/With: Scarlett Johansson, Florence Pugh, David Harbour, Rachel Weisz/2 hr 13 min/Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures/PG-13/d: Cate Shortland/Wide)

Summertime (Comedy/With: Austin Antoine, Marquesha Babers, Bryce Banks, Bene't Benton/1 hr 35 min/Good Deed Entertainment/R/d: Carlos López Estrada/Limited)

Meander (Horror/With Gaia Weiss, Peter Franzen, Romane Libert/1 hr. 27 min/Gravitas Ventures/d: Mathieu Turi/Limited)

July 14, 2021

Casanova, Last Love (History/With: Vincent Lindon, Stacy Martin, Valeria Golino, Julia Roy/1 hr 38 min/Cohen Media Group/d: Benoît Jacquot/Limited)

July 16, 2021

Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions (Horror/With: Taylor Russell, Logan Miller, Thomas Cocquerel, Holland Roden/1 hr 27 min/Sony Pictures Entertainment (SPE)/PG-13/d. Adam Robitel/Wide)

Space Jam: A New Legacy (Live Action-Animation/With: LeBron James, Zendaya, Don Cheadle, Sonequa Martin-Green/Warner Bros./PG/d: Malcolm D. Lee/Wide)

Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain (Documentary/Focus Features/1 hr 58 min/d: Morgan Neville/Limited)

How To Deter A Robber (Crime/With Vanessa Marano, Benjamin Papac, Abbie Cobb,

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12255. Introduction to Aging: A Positive, Interdisciplinary Approach, 2nd Edition: Judith A. Sugar

12256. Introductory Financial Accounting for Business, 2nd Edition: Thomas Edmonds & Christopher Edmonds & Mark Edmonds & Jennifer Edmonds

12257. Investigating Chemistry: Intro

International League AAA (total moves: 28)

• Rochester Red Wings (MIN) Yasmany Tomas (Status Change) - Rochester Red Wings placed 1B Yasmany Tomas on the restricted list.
• Buffalo Bisons (TOR) Curtis Taylor (Assigned) - RHP Curtis Taylor assigned to Buffalo Bisons from New Hampshire Fisher Cats.
• Lakeland Flying Tigers (DET) Christopher Proctor (Assigned) - C Christopher Proctor assigned to Lakeland Flying Tigers from Toledo Mud Hens.
• Lehigh Valley IronPigs (PHI) Dalton Guthrie (Assigned) - 3B Dalton Guthrie assigned to Lehigh Valley IronPigs from Reading Fightin Phils.
• Memphis Redbirds (STL) Brandon Dickson (Assigned) - RHP Brandon Dickson assigned to Memphis Redbirds.
• Lakeland Flying Tigers (DET) Danny Woodrow (Assigned) - Toledo Mud Hens sent RF Danny Woodrow on a rehab assignment to Lakeland Flying Tigers.
• Toledo Mud Hens (DET) Erasmo Ramirez (Assigned) - Detroit Tigers sent RHP Erasmo Ramirez on a rehab assignment to Toledo Mud Hens.
• Somerset Patriots (____) Thomas Milone (Assigned) - LF Thomas Milone assigned to Somerset Patriots from Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders.
• Buffalo Bisons (TOR) Kevin Vicuna (Assigned) - 1B Kevin Vicuna assigned to Buffalo Bisons from New Hampshire Fisher Cats.
• Erie SeaWolves (DET) Brady Policelli (Assigned) - LF Brady Policelli assigned to Erie SeaWolves from Toledo Mud Hens.
• Nashville Sounds (OAK) Pablo Reyes (Optioned) - Milwaukee Brewers optioned 3B Pablo Reyes to Nashville Sounds.
• Buffalo Bisons (TOR) T.J. Zeuch (Optioned) - Toronto Blue Jays optioned RHP

Phil

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

1. David McKay

2. Bill Pitt

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#WESTERN BULLDOGS SEASON PREVIEW 2021

/r/WesternBulldogs | Offical Website

Cede Nullis (Yield To None) - Founded 1877 (entered 1888)

VFL/AFL Premierships: 2 (1954, 2016)

VFL/VFA Premierships: 11 (1898, 1899, 1900, 1908, 1913, 1919, 1920, 1923, 1924, 2014, 2016)

AFLW Premierships: 1 (2018)

Homeground: Whitten Oval (VFL, AFLW), Marvel Stadium (AFL), Eureka Stadium (AFL)

Club Song: Sons of the West

#PERSONNEL

Coach: Luke Beveridge

Captain: Marcus Bontempelli

Vice-Captain: Mitch Wallis

CEO: Ameet Bains

President: Kylie Watson-Wheeler

#2020 OVERVIEW

Ladder position: 7th (10W, 7L, 106.7%

Sutton Medalist: Caleb Daniel

Leading Goal Kicker: Mitch Wallis (25)

Best first-year player: Laitham Vandermeer

Most improved player: Bailey Williams

It was probably the most difficult year a team can have on field whiles still making finals. We all thought Josh Bruce would finally fix us up but besides a solitary game against North he was completely unremarkable. The most remarkable thing was he played every game despite kicking so few goals. Aaron Naughton's injury woes continued. Mitch Wallis stood up when we needed a forward and has very deservingly recieved the vice-captaincy. Bontempelli and Macrae receive their third and second All Australian jumpers and Caleb Daniel gets his first in a brilliant season that also knabbed him the best and fairest.

/u/PureWise: Honestly it was just a wild ride, like it was for everyone, that ended in what was a pretty typical Dogs fashion, a one half/3 quarter effort that had us close but not quite there.

/u/Fullonski: Hard to judge on that kind of season but I think most of us were looking for a bit more. Most fans would have found our final against St Kilda disappointing. A pretty stagnant season overall.

/u/GrizzKarizz: We dropped quite a few games we "should have won". That's what I took out of 2020. After being so far up against the Cats, it was very disappointing to lose it. We almost clawed ourselves back against the Saints in the Elimination Final, so when we're on our game, we can really beat anyone.

#LIST CHANGES

#Out

Na

Well, toucan play at that game.

Windows

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

Japan.

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

it's Hans free now..

second hand stores!

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

^(Note - My full list of protected/unprotected players is below. This is all opinion! Thanks for reading.)

Cannons Expansion Draft

1. Paul Rabil (M - Atlas)

Rabil needs a fresh team to start after a dreadful 2020, and headlines the newest PLL franchise. Rabil was drafted 1st overall by the Cannons in 2008, and fittingly he finishes his career with the Cannons as the 1st overall pick in the expansion draft.

2. Connor Fields (A - Chaos)

One of the best players in 2019, Fields was benched in 2020. Fields is still one of the most talented players in the game and will benefit in having a fresh slate.

3. Dillon Ward (G - Chaos)

With a chance to become the best goalie in the PLL, Ward will be the start for the Cannons in net.

4. Jay Carlson (A - Whipsnakes)

A steady presence for the back to back champs, Carlson will work nicely with Fields.

5. Joe Walters (M - Redwoods)

Walters is a clutch midfielder who will generate offense.

6. Drew Simoneau (FO - Waterdogs)

Going 55% in 2020, Simoneau is the best available FO guy.

7. Josh Currier (M - Archers)

Currier burst onto the scene last summer and will be one of the top offensive options for the Cannons.

8. Austin Pifani (D - Atlas)

Pifani will be apart of a unit that plays with a chip on their shoulder.

9. Hugh Crance (LSM - Redwoods)

Crance is the lone defender left unprotected by the Woods, but he is more than capable of being a PLL starter.

10. Kyle McClancy (M - Waterdogs)

McClancy will be a solid two-way guy for the Cannons.

11. Ian MacKay (M - Archers)

MacKay is a lefty flamethrower will work well with fellow Canadian and Archer teammate Currier.

12. Michael Manley (D - Chrome)

Manley brings veteran leadership for a young defensive core.

13. Tyson Bell (D - Chaos)

Bell can play short stick or long pole and is a versatile option here.

14. Joe LoCascio (M - Whipsnakes)

LoCascio brings a winning pedigree to the midfield unit.

15. Tyler Dunn (M - Redwoods)

Dunn provides defensive midfield depth.

16. Joey Sankey (M - Archers)

Sankey is a firecracker of a midfielder with proven experience.

17. Craig Chick (D - Atlas)

Like Pifani, Chick is a young defender who will continue to grow.

18. Ben Reeves (A - Waterdogs)

Reeves has been somewhat of a disappointment in the pro game, but will he finally find his potential with the Cannons?

Whipsnakes Protect:

A: Brad Smith, Matt Rambo, Zed Williams

M:

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

and not:

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

That was the punchline

It’s for Hispanic attacks

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

Feyonce

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12251. Introduction to Social Research: Quantitative and Qualitative Approaches, 3rd Edition: Keith F Punch

12252. Fire Apparatus Driver/Operator: Pump, Aerial, Tiller, and Mobile Water Supply, 3rd Edition: Iafc

12253. Fundamentals of Advanced Accounting, 8th Edition: Joe Ben Hoyle & Thomas Schaefer & Timothy Doupnik

12254. Introduction to Topology: Pure and Applied, 1st Edition: Robert Franzosa & Colin Adams

12255. Introduction to Aging: A Positive, Interdisciplinary Approach, 2nd Edition: Judith A. Sugar

12256. Introductory Financial Accounting for Business, 2nd Edition: Thomas Edmonds & Christopher Edmonds & Mark Edmonds & Jennifer Edmonds

12257. Investigating Chemistry: Intro

Sudden Lee

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too