As a non-native speaker, I appreciate you guys for explaining me the word "many"

It means a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vietlinh12hoa
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My problem with this subreddit as a non-native English speaker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strofocle
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How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?

I was just pundering...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaHelixDev
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I feel flat about my sister's wedding speech
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What zhitzu
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Delicious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YellowParenti72
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What cheese is made backwards?

Edam

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Up at baton....the conductor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extra-Act-801
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A Spanish magician came to his final act where he would count to 3 and make himself disappear. So he began counting, uno, dos

He vanished without a tres

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadaROperator_1
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Nuclear food prep has come a long way

Now we can get fission chips!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adam_Gill_1965
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The fitness trainer was explaining the burn

And how it's caused by a build up of lactic acid. But Arnold Schwarzenegger, not being a native English speaker, thought she said galactic acid, and that's how he became Mr. Universe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkstarman
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How do you divide a roundabout?

Intersections

Edit: for non-native speakers, roundabout is a traffic circle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/old_man_browsing
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What do you call a dog after he turns 13 years old?

A K19!

As a non-native speaker I was kinda proud when I came up with this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanunran
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Puns of Varying Quality on the Subject of Linguistics (created in a fit of procrastinative inspiration) some of which I thought someone, someday might appreciate.

Note: Quality Very Varying (I see what I did there) and sometimes subject to specialist knowledge. So I apologise in advance. Shame me with your better puns.

While I was languishing in the Language Centre, doing some semantics antics and considering how all the other linguistics students despised and derided me, I was accosted by a stout man with large glasses who made me a preposition. It was that I should collect terrible puns, to do with linguistics, in order to ingratiate myself yet further with the other linguistics students (including even the phonetics fanatics).

I'm struggling to think of a pun to do with grammaticality that both makes sense and "Is grandma tickly?" correct. I'm also stuck on 'morphologician'. (I'm not actually sure that's a particularly logical word for the subject, though I guess that's more for, er, more for a logician to worry about.)

The problem I have with writing about phonological variation is that one is constantly forced to choose between being fun or logical - very Asian!I always get in trouble with electricians, they think I'm calling them a 'dialectician' whereas in fact I'm just saying "Die, electrician."

I like pscycholinguistics – the only department of linguistics where it’s acceptable to wear a cycle helmet. My Australian accent is terrible but I like to think my Sath Efrican one is predicate. My favourite accent is Received Pronunciation, because it is the accent chiefly used by invisible Japanese people who are ordered online. When the first recipient of an invisible Japanese person got the parcel, they wrote a complaint saying "Received but can't see Asian" and the name stuck.

Why did the speakers whose native languages weren't English, but whose only shared language was English, but they weren't very good at it and kept on having to stop to think about it, stop talking to one another? They came to an agreement. (Get it? If not, write your answer on a pastecard and paste it to the below address.)

What did the 'a' say to the 'the'? "You definitely are ticklish, 'the'!"

Why was the small man eaten by the large bear, which was proportionately bigger than him? It had, er, relative claws.

I think the reason there are so many speakers of Russian is because they all partake in an activity called "copulae shun". (Ok, ok, I know, that was Pushkin it.)

I know a man called Hillary who can, might, should, did, must, shall and will ride an ox. We call him "Ox Hillary".

I always think the verb 'to be' in the senten

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kieuk
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My wife told me her dad said this all the time when she was growing up...

My wife told me the other day that when her and her siblings would finish their food, they would say "Dad, I'm done" and he would reply "What? Your dumb? Why would you say something like that about yourself?".

Yeah, nothing crazy funny, but her parents are native Spanish speakers so I think he used to troll the kids all the time and use that as an excuse. I think he still trolls me after 7 years.

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