National Air and Space Museum Puns

A list of puns related to "National Air and Space Museum"

Dadjoked my son at the planet exhibit of the National Air and Space Museum.

12 year old son: "Did you know Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system?"

Me: "Did you know Venus is the only planet whose name rhymes with 'penis'?"

The best part was my wife and kids trying to stifle their embarrassed laughter around the museum visitors. :)

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📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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