There are 3 types of people in this world

Those who can count and those who can't

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/anfs18
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Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best...

The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/andersonfmly
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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How do robots say goodbye?

They use bye-nary

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