Went out to dinner yesterday and I said to the waiter, "Budapest is going to love this".

Waiter: confused face

I said, "I named my stomach Budapest 'cause it's the capital of Hungary".

Waiter then makes post on /r/antiwork about his terrible work environment.

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👤︎ u/wiznaibus
📅︎ Jan 02 2022
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Can i get geographically punnier then this

Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough. Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes !

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👤︎ u/AMswag123
📅︎ May 26 2019
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