Why didn't Michael Myers set up his Christmas tree?

He focused too much on his stalking

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AxXB1ZXxB
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Asked my dad to take the Myers-Briggs personality test

He said his result was ARSE.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/verticalData1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 03 2016
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My dad won the local hot dog eating contest

He's an Oscar Myer Winner

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JBaczuk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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