A list of puns related to "MyLife"
All my life, pun not intended, I've been trying to figure out is the lyric "looking for a sign of life" or "looking for a satellite"....and knowing the alien connection Dave (and probably all of us have) and moons or satellites meaning intelligent life...each lyric really works. I'm stuck
For me it was the original Half-Life back in 1998. Not because of the graphics or story but because it got me into modding games. That lead to programming which I now do for a living. I really dont know if I would have started programming without half life so this game basically shaped half of my life (pun intended).
Question in title. I'll save y'all the details of my sob story, but in a nutshell, I've gotten a bit bored with fermented hot sauce after selling it for 3 years. I make the same few sauces week in, week out and it's just not much fun anymore. I'm looking to make some personal sauces that are more interesting and can bring some spice back into my life (pun intended). I'm wondering what some of your strangest successful experiments have been.
Played Fortnite for a while on mobile and kind of drifted away from it. Got a gaming rig last year and played warzone till now. I played a few games of Fortnite yesterday and I have to admit, I had fun in each game, and although not many people have a headset or like to communicate, It's the most fun I had in a while.
I still can't build to save my life (pun intended) but I don't plan on playing arena for a living so who cares.
Cheers to all of you.
Hi guys. Iβve been reading everyoneβs posts and Iβm starting to freak out. Iβm waiting for approval from Insurance Co. One minute I want the surgery, one minute I donβt. My back hurts like hell, my knees and hips hurt. I keep telling myself i will go on a diet, take Motrin for pain etc. . Who am I kidding. Seriously. Iβve tried all the diets. Iβve tried yoga. I get out of breath. Iβve tried walking. My feet hurt. Iβm 53. Female 297. I have 4 kids. My youngest are twins, 18. Iβve quit smoking 2008. I rarely drink. I only drink water with an occasional, and thatβs a stretch, diet soda.
Do I want this surgery? Iβm not 100% there. Iβve done all the counseling , classes etc. what exactly am I afraid of? Pre-op, post-op? Iβm not sure. Making dinner for the family and knowing I canβt eat it? Vomiting if I eat to much? Am i scared of the pain? The liquid diet? I donβt know what to do. My primary care doctor asked if I was excited. I shrugged my shoulders. Do I want to be in pain for the rest of my life? No. I know I should have the surgery....Iβm just not mentally 100%, I donβt think. Maybe i am. Why am I not excited? Why am I not happy about it? How long before I can resume normal activity? Where is my extra skin going to go? Do I want that hanging around for the rest of my life? Pun intended π. Iβm sorry this post is all over the place. Iβm just so confused. Am I fooling myself? I know I need the surgery but why am I not excited about it.
I thought my 18 birthday took the cake in the worst birthday of my life (pun intented) but I guess I was wrong.
No one remembered. Parents, sister, friends...
I just feel so lonely and days like these just make 10x worse
Sorry for the rant
Iβm on Xbox one, canβt aim to save my life (pun intended) on sensitivity 4 atm because I keep turning it down, pretty much lose all my face to face gunbattles.
Whatβs the best way you guys would recommend to improve aiming? Are there any routines that the pros do regularly to improve? Certain things to practise etc
Cheers!
I want to die, but thereβs two people in my life who care about me. My mom, and my only friend. I canβt tie a noose to save my life (pun intended) so that doesnβt work. But I already made my own creative way. Plastic bag, duct tape. Step 1: I put plastic bag over head Step 2: I tape it so tight I wouldnβt be able to get it off when my brain reacts. Step 3: grab scissors because I donβt want my dog, my mom, or my only friend to miss me, and how pussy do I have to be? Only 3 living things in this world care, and one of them is the only 1/3 people in my family besides me. My dad and brother hate me, and so does everyone else. You wanna know whatβs even better? Since my life is so fucked up, I donβt believe in god, so if they are real, Iβm fucked. At least if I go to hell my demon of a personality (that I inherited from my dad cuz genes suck) will be at home. Everyone at my school thinks Iβm happy, but Iβm a fucked up mess of a thirteen yr old.
Sometimes Iβll start getting shot at and even when I look at the indicator on the map I cannot find them to save my life (pun intended). Am I just bad at this??
Something that has been on my mind lately is that although my chest makes me uncomfortable, it has been with me for almost 20 years. Iβm literally and emotionally attached to it, whether I like it or not. So I came up with an idea: a bucket list of things to do to say goodbye.
It will cease the doubt in my mind that little things like βyouβll never wear that one outfit in the back of your closet that wonβt fit after surgeryβ arenβt worth more to me than feeling comfortable in my body the 90% of the time I deal with pretty bad chest dysphoria. Most importantly, it will give me the closure I need to let go.
Some things on it so far are to write a letter to my chest, wearing a dress that might not fit after surgery, body painting, donating old binders β little things like that.
Any ideas of things I can do before I cut them out of my life? (pun intended)
I've been in printing for the last few years after graduating from school and needing a job fast. I got pretty good at it and since I'm younger I tend to stand out a bit in a field that skews (pun intended) a bit older.
Now that I'm getting a little older I'm at a point where I really need to calibrate my life (pun intended again, it's the last one sorry).
I never intended to make printing a career. But the job I have now is pretty good when it comes to wages and benefits. I know what I'm doing, I get to listen to audiobooks while I work, and the organization I work for does a whole lot of good in the world. My co-workers are helpful and friendly, and my supervisors are very relaxed and give me a lot of freedom.
That said, I had always planned on going back to graduate school and doing other things with my life. I was always at the top of my class in college and anticipated doing something academic as a career.
But now part of me thinks that getting a lot of experience in such a niche industry like commercial printing--especially at a young age--might be a good idea career-wise. I don't think there are too many other people in their 20s getting a lot of experience in printing (though maybe I'm wrong about that).
tl;dr and the point of the post
So I'm just wondering, particularly from people who have been in the business for a long time: how do you feel about it? Did you make a good decision going into this industry? Do you have any regrets?
Are you happy?
Additionally, what do you all think about the potential for automation? I mean after 4 years of being in it I have my own ideas about it, but I'd like to hear some other opinions.
Thanks to anyone who reads this.
I've been playing rimworld for roughly 70 hours now so I'm still fairly new. No matter what I do I can't keep a colony alive to save my life(pun intended). Typically I'll survive long enough to have a colony of about 8 or so and then I'll either get picked off due to poor defense or disease will ravage my people like aids in the 80's. I play on the second easiest difficulty and even still I can barely keep my head above water. I've watched plenty of "let's play" series and everyone seems to do things differently so I'm still completely unaware of what I should be prioritizing first. It's gotten me to the point in which I really really want to play but I'm so clueless that im doomed from the start and feel like I should just throw in the towel. I'd really appreciate some input on what I should be doing out of the gate... I just wanna get my drug smuggling bionic pirate life started, is that too much to ask?
Edit: If any of you have done tutorials or have a let's play series please link them! Thanks everyone.
The urges this week have been insane. Not gonna give up though. Weeks gone by like a blur so I'm not going to mention individual days. However I'll talk about some key events.
I was "cutting the grass" with an electric hair clipper and the vibrations made my lil soldier excited. I had already been horny so that didn't help. I had my hand on my dick and admittedly stroked twice, but I made the decision to stop. That was one of the hardest things in my life (pun intended) and I'm glad I overcame it. I ended up doing pushups till it settled down.
I got tiktok which was probably a bit of a mistake due to the blatant thottery and plethora of potential triggers and that gave me urges, so I'm going to be uninstalling that until 90 days when I can scroll past it without getting hard as steel.
Stay strong brothers.
I find this item ridiculously hard to use. Every time I get it, it destroys my run. I fall into pits, overshoot where I'm going to land and get hit by traps, and can't dodge bullets to save my life (pun intended). I hate leaving items for the rat and I figure the only way to get better at it is to use it but I'm not into it. Is it just me? I'm playing on PS4 if that matters.
So here's the deal every once in a while you'll stumble upon someone on the internet who's boasting of his presence in subs like these or on those 'Get rich quick schemes" videos that he's a mere 16 or 18 year old 'Overly matured teen" for his age. sorry to disappoint but i am one of those buggers.
i don't ever post those cringe worth brag/rake about anything or anywhere since i consider that ludicurous. However i am at a stage in my life where i know i want FIRE in my life (Pun intended). That's that.
I want to know how can i retire at age 30 and still live my life rather appreciate living and not being a slave of office anatomy.
I would really appreciate your help in suggesting a career (whichever, something that pays well and that is worthy of being morally/ ethically upheld). I am willing to work 8-10 hours if i know there'll be enough time for me to ponder and appreicate ny existence.
TL;DR : An 18 year old confused about life, doesn't want to work for long (Typical of a milenial) but wants to retire after he knows he won't/shouldn't continue working.
HELP WITH A COLLEGE MAJOR. {IT V/s ANALYST V/S PSYCH}
I have now seen my 3 favorite bands in concert. Queens of the Stone Age, Foo Fighters, and Streetlight! I gotta say, streetight was by far the best. The energy at Queens was alright. And Foo Fighters was a stadium show so there was no general admission/walking around allowed. But last night, as soon as they started the set, people were being lifted up, everyone was jumping around like crazy and after I was just thinking. This has been the best night of my life. Pun intended. I'm not sure what I was expecting but it was fucking amazing.
I have tried everything from glitching to SAVE editing, but I cannot get that ending to SAVE my life. (Pun Intended) If someone could upload it, it would be great.
So, my grandmother-in-law lives with me, my husband and our daughter. My daughter had the stomach flu 3 days ago and last night my grandma threw up. Clearly she has contracted the stomach flu.
I woke up this morning to the most awful stench of shit. I walk down the hall to see the guest bathroom covered in shit and vomit and her room right across is too. She couldn't control her bowels. It's bad. Real bad. Then I realize my stomach hurts and I'm feeling nauseous too. And it's not caused by just the smell. Great I must have the stomach flu too. It was bound to happen. Hopefully I won't vomit while I clean this shit up. Oh and she would help, but she's really sick and weak. I feel very sorry for her. But today is the shittiest day of my life. Pun intended. FML
I found some good cases on this site. Since i live in Turkey a couple of cases costs me around 400 bucks which is a lot. I dont want to take any risks so i just want to be sure about this purchase. Have any of you ever made purchase from this site? Is it safe?
Hi guys. First year student. I registered and Iβm able to get my study material online. I need to register my mylife email so I can arrange a date to pick up my physical copies even tho I chose courierβ¦ i registered on β http://falcon.unisa.ac.za/access β and it then needs email verification. But I canβt access the mylife email?
I called mylife.com, after them telling me a couple of months ago that I was off their system, I got another email. upon talking to the customer service rep, she, once again "deactivates" my account. she tells me that I am getting the emails because someone is searching for me, I inquire as to who, she tells me I need a premium subscription. I ask to speak to a manager as I never authorized them to put my information up to begin with. after 3-4 holds, she comes back and says manager is out of the office and I can call at 4am. she tells me at this point that she will give me the reference number and, "don't worry, the call has been recorded so the manager can review it tomorrow" . My reply to this, although lying through my teeth, is that I am recording on this end too..... she promptly changes her tone and says that they do not permit customers to record and says she will disconnect the call, then does so. Is there anyone in customer service who can justify this bizarre behavior? If the business is recording the call, why should they care that the customer is doing it as well.... keep in mind, they did not tell me until that point that I was being recorded.
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I'm playing on PS2 is this normal? There is no music playing and nothing at the bottom to indicate anything, is this normal?
Uhh so the particular store I run had had a dozen SM in the last few years.. they all quit or been fired. Huge money discrepancies, over worked blah blah just a terrible location and store and district knows it. Iβve done my best to turn it around and after 60+ hours in 4 days Iβm 80% caught up. Anyways I took over and gave it a shot but itβs fucking rough. I have a gut feeling Iβm being canned tomorrow and Iβm kinda cool with it. All of a sudden I canβt log into my life or my hr. Says credentials not authorizedβ¦ what do yβall think? Think ima get booted tomorrow ina few hours?
i am intersted to learn about computer like coding programming or web devlopment. from where should i start??
Question in title. I'll save y'all the details of my sob story, but in a nutshell, I've gotten a bit bored with fermented hot sauce after selling it for 3 years. I make the same few sauces week in, week out and it's just not much fun anymore. I'm looking to make some personal sauces that are more interesting and can bring some spice back into my life (pun intended). I'm wondering what some of your strangest successful experiments have been.
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