I've often found that dad jokes are best enjoyed with my favorite type of tea:
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
My uncle died last week because the doctors couldn't figure out his blood type.
At least my uncle was being supportive as he kept on yelling, "Be positive!"
My blood test result said my blood type was type A
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
I asked my personal trainer at the gym, which type of machine I should use to make myself more attractive to women?
He suggested, the cash machine .
What’s my favourite type of bees?
My friend always told me to try different types of tea instead of drinking only Earl Grey.
What does the doctor say when he misjudged my blood type?
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite type of jokes
But there a solid number 2
My doctor forgot to document my blood type.
My great grandfather always used to say to me that there were three types of people in this world
Those who can count, and those who can not.
(Another post reminded me of this. The great grandfather of mine in question passed away 4 years ago. He also always used to tell me “water is for bathing, always remember that” while he drank a glass of anything alcoholic. Funny thing is he only drank like one small glass a day. Sorry for rambling).
The nurse kept insisting my blood was Type-A
I said "NO! IT MUST BE A TYPE-O"
I asked my immigrant friends what type of restaurant they were opening.
They replied "It's nacho business!"
My doctor told me I had Type-A blood...
I think my blood type is Type O
My grandfather died because the medics mistakenly thought he had Type A blood.
My crush asked what my type was
My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...
As an amateur stargazer, my favourite type has to be the white dwarf.
Peter Dinklage is my all time number 1.
I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.
I hope it makes us more cultured.
People used to describe my father as a real “Man’s Man” the type to get all the men talking at the party. However he never really spoke to me,
I guess to me he was more of a “Mime’s Man”.
My grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
It was such a sad day yet he kept telling us to Be Positive.
There's a type of mushroom I bring everywhere, to dinner parties, bball games, work, they easily fit in my pocket
They're called portablebellos.
My daughter had to stick her hand in a sack to try to guess the type of material by touch...
My dad passed away last year because my family didn't know blood type in time for the doctors to do a transfusion.
As he was dying he kept saying "be positive" but it's hard without him.
As an owner of a nightclub, I had small insects discourage unsavory types from entering my establishment...
my wife asked me why i type everything in lower case.
i said i stopped giving a shift.
I own only two types of clothes— I wear my gym clothes when I exercise.
For formal occasions, I wear my James clothes.
My girlfriend needed a blood transfusion. Life or death ya know? But her parents and I could not remember her blood type. As she lay dying on her gurney, she kept insisting “be positive, be positive,”
But sometimes, it’s really hard without her.
Needing a blood transfusion I asked my nurse what my blood type was..
She replied "A+"
the dad in me had to let it out...
"Well I always was top of the class"
I now understand what a visible groan looks like.....
I've decided that when I become a dad, I'm not going to be the type who forces my kids to make their beds
I'll probably just buy them one from the store
My coworker found out her blood type
Coworker: I'm B positive...be positive, get it?!
Me: I'd laugh, but I'm A negative person.
My dad always said to me, “son, there are three types of people in the world. Those who can count and those that can’t.”
Unfortunately my father passed away because we couldn’t figure out his blood type
His last words were “be positive”
Everytime I type vulva, my phone changes it to Volvo
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type
As he died he kept on insisting for us to “be positive”, but it’s hard without him.
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood
Turns out it was a Type-O
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
My grandfather died because the report said he had type A blood
Unfortunately it was a Type-O
They told me that my blood was type A
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
My grandfather died because the report said that he needed Type-A blood
Unfortunately, it was a Type-O
My Dad died due to us not being able to remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting that we "be positive", but it's hard without him.
My grandfather died because they thought he had type-A blood
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