My First Kiss Puns

I’m probably having my first kiss tonight, I’m 20 and a bit ashamed that I haven’t kiss anyone, all my friends think I’ve had and the girl I’m meeting tonight too.

Can someone give me some tips and advice on kissing so that she doesn’t discover I’m having my first kiss?

And please no “tell the truth”, I’m too deep in this now lol, thanks in advance! =)

Update: Done, really easy, hands on hips, and really nothing in mind, just remembering the “not too much tongue” comment I read, but if any of y’all are in a similar situation, the more nervous you are the more easy to tell, and also it isn’t that hard and it feels funny

thats all, just very happy about that

My friends were sharing their first kiss stories today. They asked about mine and I said that my first kiss was with my highschool boyfriend.

That's not entirely true. I don't even think I kissed my boyfriend at the time.

My real first kiss was when I was 12 and molested by a 43-year-old man. But that's not a very fun anecdote to tell your friends on a fun night in.

It's been 11 years and I still have nightmares about him. Fuck you Giovanni.

So. 19 dollar fortnite Card. Who wants it? And yes, im giving it away. Remember, comment, comment, comment! And trolls, don't get blocked!

And it was amazing, so I feel ecstatic about it and I can’t help but share, in fact I want to share it with the whole world and reddit is the closest it can get.

I am a 22 years old woman from a place where kissing is something your husband does, and where your husband is someone you don’t have much saying in choosing.

But hardly could the old rigid folks control the young, and we, me and him, we had the most wonderful little revolution.

I like him so much, way too much for me to confess to myself in this early stage of the relationship, but it is what it is. And we are so bloody attracted to each other, so today, in one of the coldest days in January so far, he asked me if he could kiss me, and after planting a gentle kiss on my cheek twice to make me feel comfortable he leaned in and kissed me on my lips, and ladies, I kissed back.

It didn’t last long since we risk being caught but I can still feel how warm his lips were until this moment, I can still feel his beard brushing against my skin, and his fingers interlaced with mine.

Here is a lovely f*** you for the old rigid folks, for I had my first kiss and it was sexy and promiscuous and one hell of a sin.

Hi all, just wanted to say that this subreddit has been great for teaching this old dog some new tricks!

I've been single for 4 months and I can confirm that woman want very different things from when I was last single 20 years ago! For starters, I'm finding that women in the 45 to 55 age bracket want stability and personality. So basically someone who has a good job, has most of their shit together and can make them laugh - looks don't seem to be as important as they were when I was single in my early 20's. I'm average looking, but I'm charming and funny and that seems to go a long way. I swear that some of the women I get dates with (mainly via Tinder) would not have looked at me twice when I was in my 20's, but now they want different things as I've mentioned above. Also, when you get to my age, everyone has baggage, simply because they have more life experiences - just don't unload and talk about it all the time, but most woman will actually want to talk about some of their previous relationship dramas which to me is fine as I also get to learn more about her in the process.

Anyway, here's my tactic for getting that first kiss...

In a nutshell, at the end of the first date, I always try and walk her back to her car. As we are walking, I ask how she rated the first date on a scale of 1 to 10. If she says 8 or above, I say "I'm a perfectionist, so how can I make it a 10/10 date?" - One girl stopped and said "by kissing me" and the others I tried this on said something like "I'm not sure" but all had a cheeky grin on their faces when they said it. I then say something like "I know what will make it a 10/10 first date" - but I make sure I do this when there isn't anyone around us on the street, then I keep walking for about 2-3 more seconds (to build anticipation), I stop walking, gently grab her hand or arm, turn her towards me and go in for the kiss. This I'm happy to report was well received in all cases and the last girl I tried this with said "very well played" after the kiss!

There is one variation on the above, where one girl said 10/10 to which I replied it's only a 9/10 for me. I then said, "do you know what would make it a 10/10 for me?", she said "what?" and then I went in for the kiss.

I've only done the above with five dates so far and would only do it if the girl answers with 8/10 or above. If she says 7/10 or less then I wouldn't bother. I have also been on a few dates where I didn't get any good vibes or a connection, so I didn't

I'm a 19 year old male who went on a date last night. This is the first time I've hung out with this girl outside of work. We basically spent the whole date talking and getting to know each other. The last 15 minutes were the highlight though. We were sitting in my car listening to music and we started to share really personal stuff with each other to which I brought up the fact that I've never kissed a girl. She originally thought I was kidding but I reassured her I wasn't. She wrapped her arms around my arm and rested her head on my shoulder saying she didn't want to go home yet. I was terrified, I didn't know if I should make a move but I knew deep down I would hate myself if I didn't at least try. I asked if I could kiss her, She sat up and asked if I really wanted her to be my first kiss. She was surprised but in a good way. I said I was positive. We kinda stared at each other for a minute and then I just went for it, I leaned in and kissed her for about 3 or 4 seconds. She smiled afterwards and then went back to laying her head on my shoulder with one arm wrapped around my arm while she held my hand with the other. Some of the best 15 minutes of my life.

tl;dr - I experienced my first kiss with a girl.

I got my first kiss with my dream girl and I’m absolutely on the top of the world

Just wanted to tell people

Edit: I wake up and this is the best one of my posts have ever done! And thanks for taking my gold virginity!

Hi everybody!

I'm currently 17 years old and I've been on and off with Nofap for about 2 years. I've never really taken it serious until a few weeks ago.

This summer I decided that it was time to quit fapping for ever, I made that decision.

So I'm not especially good looking, I've had acne for a good portion of my life and I still have. I have been lacking self confidence for as long as I can remember but finally thanks to Nofap I feel more comfortable in social situations, which I'm really grateful for.

So yesterday I was at a social event and just randomly started talking to 2 girls. I said to myself: what is the worst that can happen? The 2 girls was way above me but I didn't bother.

Later that night I took the leap of faith and initiated a kiss with one of the girls. The fear of rejection was huge, I'm not going to lie. But I still felt like it was worth it, if you never try you will never be able to succeed. Luckily the girl kissed back, and we started making out a lot and things escalated pretty quickly. We're going to meet up today again and I'm so happy I conquered my fears and got rewarded for it. I know for most guys making out isn't a big deal, but for me it feels like a huge victory, and I just wanted to share it.

So what I want you to take away is that even though how bad you look, it is still possible to get a girl if you just practice your confidence and dare to fail. If you never fail you will never get the success you want. It's okay to be afraid, but it's your choice to either hide from those fears or to conquer them.

THANKS! UPDATE COMING BELOW HERE!! :))

Okay this is what you've all been waiting for :)

So, there was a festival in town and we decided to meet up and go to it. The first problem I got was that the tickets were sold out, she had one, but I didn't. When I told her this she got really sad and told me that I'd have to fix it because she really wanted to see me. So what did I do? Well I went down there and asked around at least 40 people if they had any spare tickets I could buy from them. I got hit with A LOT of NO's and people laughing at me, but I didn't quit, I kept asking around and after some time I finally found a couple that were willing to sell the tickets to me. Okay great, first problem solved.

Secondly when we met outside the the gates they had some alcohol they wanted to bring in, but because we were underage we couldn't. So I had to put it in my pants and omg I was so close to getting busted.

Wh

TLDR: The guy that was my first kiss went on the run from the police a couple of months after for 2 counts of attempted murder. Later changed to one count of attempted murder and one count of murder after one of the victims died from complications.

Background: I(f) was 15 at the time, grade 10/sophomore in high school. I grew up in a small farming town (population at the time was 1,400) in Washington state, USA.

I met Ricky(m) in shop class, where we flirted daily (I was the only girl in the class and assumed that was why he was flirting with me.) I also assumed he was 16 since he was in my grade but had his license, he was actually 19. In school I was popular in that I was friends with everyone, but Ricky was very handsome and very popular for actually being cool. So I was super excited that he paid attention to me and even flirted with me, even though like I said I figured it was because I was the only girl in class. I'll admit, I led him on in a big way: I figured nothing would ever happen between he and I since he was really good looking and popular, and had beautiful girls throwing themselves at him in the hallways and other classes. So the flirting had become more and more sexual with us talking about having sex, even though I had no intention and thought it was never going to happen anyway.

Shop class had a regular classroom in the high school where we took attendance and tests, and then the shop itself was located about 100 yards away from the main building. The high school parking lot was on the opposite side of the high school building from the shop class. Our school had "open campus" meaning that students could leave campus during lunch if they had the signed form filed with the office.

Experience: In late spring of that year, 1997, Ricky and I were flirting one day when he suggested we go through with it. He suggested we leave right after that class, during lunch, and head to his house. I don't know why I agreed other than realizing I had talked and talked for weeks about it and couldn't admit I had been lying the whole time.

After class he and I left the shop and walked around the back of the school to the parking lot. We got in his nice truck and drove away from the school. I was freaking out internally because 1. My friends were expecting me to leave campus with them and were waiting by my locker, and 2. Was I really about to have sex for the first time?! With one of the hottest guys in school?!

We drove through town and wen

I've always had social anxiety. A couple years ago it even got so bad that I developed agoraphobia. Which caused me to not even be able to go outside alone. Luckily I had my mom to support me through that ordeal.

From there I had to build myself back up. Now I've traveled trough Europe for 4 months (not that impressive as I'm European). I moved to the other end of the Netherlands. To a city where I knew no one. For a while the goal was to try to get my writing going. Now I'm working at a software development company.

Then yesterday I went on a date and finally had my first kiss. The date was awesome. The kiss awkward. I didn't really know what to do.

I hope this is inspiring to some. No matter how bad things are or seem now with work they'll get better!

Edit: this post kind of blew up. Initially I expected maybe 20 upvotes (on a good day). Also thanks for silver! Edit2: and gold!

Just kidding. Kissing before mariagge is a sin. Stay pure, gamers.

I (18m) had my first kiss today and it was just shit. We started laughing and tried again and it was shit again.. I was already not confident but now it's even worse.. Anyways I can practice for the next time??

Edit: No tongue involved, just lip locking.. Wasn't confident enough for tongue!

Yesterday I went out to the islands with my friend (I’ve had a crush on him since forever) and we decided to walk around the whole island. It was going to take several hours to get across the first part of the island. We decided to take a stop at one of the coves and just sat and stared out at the water. We started playing with the hermit crabs and my friend looked me in the eyes and pulled me in and then it happened. I still can’t shake the feeling that it happened and have been smiling ever since!

Edit: wording

(We lesbians but idk if that’s important?)

Hi, so I (16 gay cis male) had my first kiss about 5 days ago (only thought of posting it here now) with a boy (16 near 17 bi cis dude) I was fancying for some time, and I'd like to tell someone what happened.

So me (Let's say "G") and this boy (I'll call "I"), have been flirting for some time now (sometimes getting pretty sexual). We're from different cities, but I'm spending this vacation period in my cousin's house ("I" is a friend of this cousin).

During my stay, I called my cousin's friends over, but this time, only "I" came, so me, I, my cousin and my cousin's step brother spent the good part of 2 days ("I" decided to sleep over, we slept in the same room) playing games (board or otherwise) and talking, all while me and "I" cuddled and hugged and all of that cute shit.

The next day, around 8 o'clock (right when "I" was going home) I got to spend some lone time with "I", on the front porch of my cousin's house, while "I" waited for an Uber. It went something like this (note that I'll need to translate the converation from portuguese to english, so it won't be 100% the same)

me (G): Hey "I", I did promiss you a kiss for when you came over didn't I?

"I": yeah, you did pranks me by fake going for a kiss, and going with his habd for the.. nether regions.. (without touching)

"G": woah woah, two steps too advanced hahah

"G": Well, do you want the kiss?

"I": Uuugh, idk, I think I'll pass.. I'll pass.. I'll pass..

He confusingly repeated those words a few times, and by then I've already lost hope, but I wasn't sad or unconfortable, so that was good. But then:

"G": Ok then... So does this mean I can't flirt with you anymore? (wanted to be sure, so that he wouldn't feel uncomfortable)

"I": Why not????

"G": Ok, now I'm confused, do you want to "ficar" (stay) with me or not? (ficar in this context is a brazilian term for a form of relationship, I'd put it in between hooking up and dating)

"I": Well, idk..

As of now, my memory is a little bit blured, I was too deep in the moment to remember what we said, so I'll try to convey what I can remember:

"G": Do you want to kiss?

"I": idk, I think, yeah

And then he leaned in, this whole time I was afraid I wouldn't know but to do, but for some reason this was so natural, he grabbed my chin/face as I leaned in, closing my eyes, and we kissed. It was great, better than I've ever expected (and I had high hopes), I was felling my heart beating so hard in that cold street at night, I felt like I was one wi

I’m telling you guys because I don’t really have anyone else to tell. I kissed my girlfriend for the first time ever yesterday and it was the best thing ever - her lips were so soft and her hair smelled so nice - She’s honestly the best human being in my life right now and I’m so very thankful she took a chance with me.

Yes,i did :') it was pretty good and yea what can i say? I love her! After kissing her i layed her back in her coffin' and left the graveyards crying...

godDAMN it was good. Like wow. We were cuddling and he looked me in the eye and just started kissing me. And at first it felt kinda slippery, but then it felt so, so amazing. Like holy fuck.

o my god, I just started my second week of law school and there was this introduction drink in a club tonight and it was so much fun. So there was this super pretty girl who made eye contact with me constantly at the beginning of the evening and later on some random guy who knew my friends introduced me to her and her friends and we got along so so so well, we first talked with eachother (i found out she was bi) and then we danced together and had some hot eye contact and i got her some drinks and we were just vibing so well and I wanted to kiss her so bad. So later on the evening she asked if I would join her to the toilet and I did and SHE KISSED ME THERE and it was sooooo good jajajsjehneieb. We went back to the others and not much later we both went to our own home. she only has my Instagram and I have no info bout her except her first name ahjsjwjw I just hope she will follow me and we keep contact and will hang out with eachother in the future, but this was my first kiss with a girl and i loved it!! Yay me!

The girl who I like just kissed me after we hung out for a few hours. I was going to but I was too nervous and she beat me to it. She’s so amazing.

oki so, met her at a party last week, got her snapchat, talked to her, etc. then she sent a video saying something like "date me, im the coolest" and i jokingly said that, which in response she wanted to go on a date. So that was sweet, over the week we built up our relationship, hinted towards kisses and cuddles, etc etc and planned for thursday to be the date day

Thursday rolled by, excited and (slightly) tired me wakes up at 6am, 5 hours before the bus leaves, and uh.. tries to not be bored. mam leaves an hour before the bus so i get myself ready, showered and everything. left the house and got the bus to her uh.. home town?

so i go to our meetup point, wait for her (cause i was early) and met her a few minutes of waiting. soon after her friends joined and we talked for like 2 hours (while secretly holding hands and kissing cheeks), was fun and everything. Then we both decided to go buy a flannel (instead i bought a toucan shirt (which you probably saw on snapchat), then we went to a nearby park and well.. found a nice private bench and awkwardly spent 10 minute building the courage to kiss

then, boom kissed, was happy, kissed a few times, etc etc. we left shortly back to where the friend group was (so where i met my date) but they all left, we decided to go shopping and stuff, had fun talking to her and everything

eventually i had to leave to go back home, kissed her goodbye and boom, waited an hour for my bus and went uh.. to the town next to my home

then went out with friends afterwards and told them the whole story

Okay, I haven’t actually turned 26; that’s a week from now. But anyway, I’ve never had a boyfriend before either so this is the furthest I’ve ever gone with anyone.

It was with a guy I’m casually seeing. He’s not my boyfriend, but I kinda like him. The kisses weren’t what I imagined it to be— it was sweet, endearing, but I didn’t get any of those feel-good goosebumps and I wasn’t nervous hahah.

Yeah im nerdy but i don't give a shit because im on top of the world

EDIT: Uhhh she faked the feelings for me and she had a boyfriend 😗✌️

It was fucking amazing. And super intense.

They can be just as amazing.

(Lol idk where else to post this so) There’s this really cute girl I’m dating and we recently kissed for the first time and I cannot stop thinking about it ahhh I still have butterflies. Also we cuddled and spent the night together oof. So yeah after 20 years of being single ya girl finally did it :’D

Context: I've been with this girl (g) for just over 2 months and it's been amazing, she is very kind and sweet and just makes me happy

Story: me and g were sitting down and playing some video games at my house. G gets spawn killed and gets frustrated so I turn to g and give her a kiss on the head.

About 5 minutes later g says that I made her day by kissing her on the head Me: yeah I wish I was brave enough to kiss you on your lips though G: it's alright if your not ready I understand Me: I think I'm ready just I'm extremely nervous and scared I'll mess it up, I do want to try but I'm overall scared G: we can try now.

G then slowly came towards me (who was very scared) I then gave g a little kiss and instantly started blushing she then gave me a big hug and then snuggled into me

I love this girl with all my life and I actually can't believe I'm going out with her. She is truly amazing

OK, so here's the follow-up to this post I wrote some time ago:

https://www.reddit.com/r/FA30plus/comments/dhumxl/just_had_my_first_kiss/

I didn't get to meet her again after that first kiss. I wrote her and followed what she was doing on her whatsapp. Apparently she was going out with her friends and having fun. But every time I asked for a date she said she would be busy, not just now, but the weeks to come. I had the feeling she was stalling and had no interest in me. She hardly responded at all.

So I figured, what the heck. A relationship is not gonna happen and she's not interested in a friendship. So I recorded a voice message in which I said it was OK that she didn't want a relationship and that I was not gonna pursue her anymore. But I said that I would love to have sex with her, two adults having fun. I would book a nice hotel room and we could have fun. I said that I had noticed she had enjoyed our kiss, so I figured that maybe she would like to have a non-committed fun time with me, just once, and afterwards each one would go their separate ways.

The reaction was a whatsapp recording in which she said that I had hardly talked on our dates and that I was lame. She said it was no surprise I am single because I am disgusting pig and that my behavior was disrespectful to women. She said I will never find a girl. Now she blocked me on whatsapp.

And that's that.

I’ve waited a good 17 years for it I love my gf so much

I have a very independent 20 month old and most of the time I think I just annoy him because I won’t let him do things like bash his baby brother in the face with a flashlight. Lots of days are hard but yesterday, when I was feeding baby brother, older brother walked past. I asked if I could have a kiss and he came right over for the first time!

Cherish the little moments even when the days are hard ☺️

I mean the title says it all but I kissed this guy I’ve been talking to at midnight and then he kissed me another two times and it was just little pecks in the lips but it was a big step for me and I’m just excited haha. Anyone else do something exciting for the holiday?

Update: we’re dating now

It was with my girlfriend and it was while we were on band tour.

Best feeling ever, if went really quick but it was amazing!

I actually did, and it was nice, but now i don't know what to do