A list of puns related to "My Boo"
Now she’s in the ICU
I took him to the ICU
Now she’s in the ICU
He must have been having a bad har day.
I said, “No. But Was that your ghoul?”
He just groaned.
I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"
From an email my cousin sent me:
I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.
I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.
The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.
A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.
Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.
Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.
To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.
If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.
Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.
Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.
A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.
My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.
Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.
***Because most people are offended at seeing Boo Bees! -My 10 yr old son
Boo-jour!
(We make French Ghosts for breakfast on Sundays, and my kiddos groaned hard at this, thought it was dad joke worthy!)
But im never seeing her again. Im done with her sheet. I thought she was gonna scream MY name during sex at least once But my name is not Boo.
My family and I were in the car driving down the road the other day. My 5 year old asked for words that rhymed with blue.
“Well, there’s glue, two, moo, snoo, zoo, boo..”
My 8 year old chimes in, “Daddy, what’s snoo?”
My immediate response? “Not much, what’s new with you?”
My journey to the dark side has been complete.
All my neighbors are going to get a case of déjà BOO.
Boo-bees.
This one is from my son probably a repost
I know my wife loves a boo-K.
A Chevy MaliBOO!
PS. My 8 year old son came up with this one.
I told him she was decorating for Halloween, and they both just gave me a flat look. Then with a grin on my face I simply said bamBOO!! Much to my wife’s dismay my 6 year old has been repeating it for the last 20 minutes.
Christmas Eve and Christmas dinner are already spoken for, but Thanksgiving hasn't been discussed yet. Thanksgiving is usually at my father-in-law's, but my stepmother-in-law has previously hinted that she might not want to host anymore.
Wife: "I talked to [stepmother-in-law] today, and she didn't say 'boo' about Thanksgiving."
Me: "Did she say 'gobble gobble'?"
Now I can finally call her my boo
Boo-bees (compliments of my son)
My response: So are they boo-hoo-bies?
A boo-bee
my daughter and I came up with that joke like 5 years ago, when she was 7, I still laugh at it and get people to laugh at it all the time.
I was sitting in some beautiful seats, just past third base down on ground level. A good spot for some foul balls.
After several whiffs, one finally gets close enough to my father, which he promptly takes in the ribs instead of catching, and like before, the bat boy runs by to pick up the ball - only this time he doesn't throw it back into the crowd. Makes our whole section upset (that, and all the beer we were drinking) so he gets booed every time he walks by now.
The dad joke, however, comes from the guy behind me.
"That kid better watch out...I'm gonna talk to his dad. Batman!"
This is from an actual IM chat I had with someone a while back. This was all on impulse. Nothing was planned.
ME: The main reason you want a strong lock is not because they're unbreakable, but because your neighbor should be the easier target.
HIM: Ayup. Although if you want an impenetrable lock, might I recommend Benson's Black Hole Vaults?
ME: I'd want to be able to get my stuff out, again, too.
HIM: Wait long enough. It'll evaporate out.
ME: ... in the same state in which I deposited it in the vault.
HIM: Don't want much, do you?
ME: I could try to sell the stuff in its evaporated state ... But I don't like hawking radiation.
HIM: boo HISS
At a wedding reception where the chocolates on the table were in nice looking package.
While watching a baseball game:
In regards to meatloaf my mother made:
While eating at relatives' house:
In regards to an inappropriately shaped child's toy:
When my brother and I were screwing around instead of helping in the garage:
After listening to a 3 minute voice mail from my mother:
We have a minifridge we stocked with beer for the party, and I put a sign on the fridge that says "BOO-ze"
My roommate just shook his head and walked away.
Mom "Bees don't lactate. " dad "don't be silly honey you forgot about the best kind, boo bees!"
My dad and I set my mom up a lot. Never gets old, to us.
I told my dad how June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo tags her photos "#4chins" he says "June is so rich, she has 4 chins. Get it? 4 chins... heh"
I was talking about getting ready this morning while eating breakfast (including fixing my hair): Uncle: Do you want me to tease your hair? Me: ... Uncle: Na-na-na-na-boo-boo! Me: facepalm
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