A crow-ordinator
A HoooooooDunnit.
Awooooo done it!
and not “buzzkills”?
A caw-CAW-phony.
Murd'Oeurves
Heartless
An alibino
Killing in cold blood.
Whodonut?
They are always suspected of fowl play.
A cyclepath
First question he asked was “Was it killed on porpoise or accident?”
Axe a dental!
Hummuside
… a smooth criminal 🎶
Criminal In-Tent.
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.
Traffic Cop: Don't have one?
Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Traffic Cop: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Traffic Cop: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Traffic Cop: You what!?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The traffic cop is quite stunned.
Officer 2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license quizzically.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!
Older Woman: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!
Jack the ripper
A cereal killer.
Murder on the Oreo-nt Express.
(If you don't get it, it's a movie called murder on the orient express)
The Popcoroner!
Alimentary, my dear Watson.
does that mean 2 or 3 would be an attempted murder?
A crowbar.
Pennywise
A homiecide.
they gotta stick together.
What do you call a pair of crows?
attempted murder
Vel-crows
A crowd.
A material witness
It was a grizzly scene, almost too much to bear.
Maybe, but you have to be careful. If you're caught trying to gather crows to train, you could be charged with attempted murder.
Edit: A group of crows is called a murder
Irritable fowl syndrome. (courtesy of my 11yo)
Homieside
Homie-cide
Annoying
2-3 crows is called an attempted murder
