Mr. Peanut Puns

A list of puns related to "Mr. Peanut"

As much as they tried, the ladies couldn't get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor.

He was a bit of a wall nut.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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Late last night Mr Peanut was walking home through a bad neighborhood

I have been informed he was a-salted.

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👤︎ u/DubsAli
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Mr. Peanut & The Energizer Bunny Are Forming A Band

They're calling it a salt & battery.

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👤︎ u/MIngmire
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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What were Mr. Peanut’s last words?

I’ll be back in a Jif!

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👤︎ u/rodunk
📅︎ Oct 06 2018
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Know why Mr. Peanut uses a cane?

Bad case of plantar warts.

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👤︎ u/Ericmc80
📅︎ Aug 29 2017
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Classic

Did you hear about Mr. Peanut?

He was assaulted!

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👤︎ u/Cooper_brain
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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