Why is the Kool-Aid Man red instead of purple?

Because with grape powder comes great responsibility.

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👤︎ u/falsenorth
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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I heard the Kool Aid Man got drafted onto an MLB team...

He's quite the Pitcher.

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👤︎ u/jpg11
📅︎ May 01 2019
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Did you hear Kool-Aid Man is going to run for president?

MAKE AMERICA GRAPE AGAIN

Oh yeah

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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Y'all hear that "The Kool-Aide Man" started a baseball team?

He's the pitcher.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ May 01 2019
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my first day working as a pilot: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for?

copilot: they keep your shirt closed

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👤︎ u/Bigbrady99
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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