A list of puns related to "Mr. D"
It's-a Mr. E
I scored full Marks.
...about why all the damn esses? And why it takes a full consarn second to say his wife's name.
by Mrs. Henderson, my high school English teacher and a first-rate whore.
But, I've had a few near Mrs.
Man, I was worried when Mr. Ed had to be hospitalized. But now I've heard he's back home and his condition is stable.
I said, βThanks babe. You Mrs. Right!β
It was a near Mrs.
βItβs a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoffβ, said the bartender.
βJust call me Hoffβ, he replied.
βSureβ, said the bartender, βno hassleβ.
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw a thunderstorm?
Looks like reindeer.
I think Iβll call it βMr. Hollandβs Opusβ
Mrs Claus: It's only rain dear.
Mrs. Ippi.
Before you let your kids get a puppy, take the Puppy Test.
Best taken in the autumn or mid winter.
Its Christmas eve and santa claus has forgotten to check the weather before his Christmas run . Just before leaving he asks Mrs claus "what's the weather like for tonight?" "Rain dear" she replies
European History.
H/t Mr Miller from 1982. This was how he started class.
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Tennish
(RIP Mr Connery π)
She Mrs. the net!
No more Mr. Knife guy
Thatβs why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.
Mrs. Carrot takes him to the ER and after a day of surgery, the doctor steps out and says, "Mrs. Carrot, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, we saved your husband. The bad news is, he's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life."
Iβve been expecting you, Mr. Bond.
His name was Mr.Takeout (before he killed himself with a mysterious bullet to the back of the head)
Mr. E.!
(Came to me in a flash, totally whooshed my son unfortunately)
"Hried hikhen! Hoh! Hoh!"
(shout out to my friend's uncle, Mr. Ghani, for this joke)
Who was taller?
The baby was a little Bigger.
Mr. Bigger went to the hydroelectric plant.
Now he's Bigger by a dam site.
Cliff Hanger... Or Mr Hanger if your being formal.
The bartender asks,"What will it be mr. Seal?"
He replies,"Anything but a Canadian Club!"
Just in case Mr Onion rings.
Let Mr. PeeDemon know he's a lucky man.
Mr Yeast
When the baby was born. Mr Wong was shocked to see it was white and not a bit Chinese looking. "No no no" he said "two wongs don't make a white"
but I've had a few near Mrs.
But Iβve had a few near Mrs.
But I've had a few near Mrs
....but, I've had a few near Mrs.
I said, βThanks babe. You MRS. right.β
Me: Thanks babe. You Mrs. Right.
Me: Thanks babe. You Mrs. Right!
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