That's a Moray
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanatrix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm....

Day 57 of quarantine. We re doing fine so far, but this all feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm.

Pretty Sir Eel here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleChoke
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What kind of eel likes Italian food?

That's a moray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VomitingPotato
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When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees

Sycamore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttered_t0asties
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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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When you swim in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek

That's a moray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What is a seafood an Italian would love to have?

A moray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysticOlive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...

...that’s a moray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkfish-online
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What is Dean Martin's favourite sea creature?

That's a moray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthBobLoblaw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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[META] r/puns rule 6 changes

tl;dr explain every single pun you make or else it gets removed.


For the sake of cleaning up a lot of my mod queue, whenever you make a post, explain it. There's been more and more rule 6 reports as of late, so this should help clear up a lot of that. This rule change is to lessen confusion and simultaneously help us clear out the reposters who are too lazy to even read the sidebar before posting. formerly rule 6 was:

Post must be a pun and must be explained in the comments. If your post or image isn't self-explanatory, you must comment on it with enough information for readers to get the joke.

We are now changing it to:

Post must be a pun and must be explained. No exceptions! You must explain your pun somewhere in the text or in the comment section.

###IF YOU DO NOT EXPLAIN YOUR PUN, IT WILL BE REMOVED!

carry on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KetoSaiba
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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That’s amore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PachaFerrera
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🎢 Wheen it rips out your eye, and you bleed β€˜till you die
  • that’s a Moray !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartinBirk
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When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiLifino
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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i consider this a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePotatoSauce
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When you're just swimming by, and an eel bites your thigh, that's

a moray.

(I sang this to my kids when they were young.)

(They're in their 20s now, which I consider young.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/startrektoheck
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I hope you find this appeeling
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddithvik
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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What does Dean Martin say when he sees an eel?

That's a Moray

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I'm in dire need of some eel puns

I'm playing an eel in an upcoming musical, and I want to impress my castmates with some electrifying eel puns.

Examples: β€’"I just don't feel that spark between us anymore" β€’"When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a Moray" β€’"It's quite shocking, I know"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greensylph
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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What did the Italian diver say when he saw the big eel?

"That's a Moray!" (Say it out loud)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robneptune
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2016
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What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?

"That's a moray."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlowWorm23
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My deep secret is that I'm a were-eel.

Most people don't understand what that means at first. But as my kids say:

"When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, dad's a moray."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malshew
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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What is Dean Martin’s favorite eel?

That’s a Moray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallagm
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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When you're out in the deep,

And something bites your feet, that's a Moray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajjanialthor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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What do you call an eel that won't come out of its cave?

A hikiko-moray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fubo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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An American and an Italian are in an aquarium.

The American says, "hey, what kind of eel is that?". The Italian replies, "that's a moray".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drogo_thedude
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I got my wife at the aquarium today

Her pointing to a Moray: "What's that" Me: "That's amore"

She was cracking up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrRabbit003
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My brother foolishly challenged me to a pun battle.

The theme was fish/ocean related things. We passed around the usual "reel-y" and "shore you will" jokes until, in his words, I dropped the A-bomb of fish jokes.

Me: Do you know why fish swim in schools instead of churches?

Brother: Why?

Me: Because fish are like, "Ick- theology."

My brother then stood up and left the room for five minutes. When he came back...

Brother: You're a monster.

Me: Nah, I'm just moray eel-y corrupt.

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Read this in my "speech and diction" book this morning: "Never touch a sleeping sea snake"

"You'll feel eel at ease"

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Went on a first date to the Aquarium last night

As we approached one of the tanks, I started singing "When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie... That's a moray" points at large moray eel

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Got some customers at work today

I work as a photographer at reasonably popular tourist spot, and over the Easter weekend we're all wearing bunny ears. A family came in: The Dad: "Mate you've got something on your head!" Me: Nah, that's just my hare (MFW)

Blank looks from the rest of the family, but their dad appreciated it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColonelHerro
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When the moon hits the sand and an eel bites your hand

that's a moray.

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When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee...

That's a moray!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
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When you're swimming in the sea and an eel bites your knee

That's a moray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavtrpr017
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You know what kind of eel that eats your eye, like a great pizza pie?

That's a Moray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dom-Unit378
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee...

...that's a Moray

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What’s Dean Martin’s favorite Eel?

That’s a Moray!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motophoto5000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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My dad joke of the day

Q: What did the Italian scuba diver say when he saw the big eel?

A: That's a moray! (Say it out loud)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robneptune
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