Mooo! Puns

A list of puns related to "Mooo!"

Took my daughter to see some horses, she said "Moo! MOoo!" I said "No, those are horses..."

But she wouldn't take neigh for an answer.

https://i.imgur.com/66ijBh6.jpg

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👤︎ u/iMacThere4iAm
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries

They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"

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👤︎ u/AmazinBacon
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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What does a cow do for fun?

It goes to the mooo-vies

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👤︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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What is a cows dance steps called?

Moooooves

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👤︎ u/Nowack_hs
📅︎ May 10 2020
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because it wanted to go to the mooo-vies

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👤︎ u/nasytasy
📅︎ May 08 2020
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What does a cow’s car horn sounds like?

Beef beef

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👤︎ u/paoerfuuul
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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Me to Dad: Milk has been giving me a cough.

Dad: It's all the extra mooo-cus in your throat.

Took me a few times over to catch it... sigh...

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👤︎ u/Grumpy_Cupcakes
📅︎ Feb 10 2017
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What language do they speak in Macau?

Mooo

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👤︎ u/DatAsymptoteTho
📅︎ Jul 16 2017
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Thanksgiving Dad Joke

"What did the turkey say to the blind farmer?"

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👤︎ u/CDClock
📅︎ Oct 15 2013
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There were two cows sitting in a field.

The first one says "mooo". The second one goes "ahh damn, I was gonna say that"

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👤︎ u/SlightlyOrangeGoat
📅︎ May 28 2017
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