I gave a Tamale to Molly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chattahoochee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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The origin of the word β€œocean”

An old Irishman and his wife were walking along the seashore. He pointed out to the waves and said, β€œMolly, do you know why it’s called the β€˜sea?’ Because when you’re out in the middle of it, it’s the only thing you can see!”

And Molly sighed, rolled her eyes, and said, β€œOh, Sean...”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call a fungal 80's movie star?

Molly ringworm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudeWithRedditAcc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Overheard at a music festival:

"Dude, you want some of this Molly?"

"No thanks, I've got visitation rights for my kid this weekend."

"So?"

"So, I've already got my ex to see."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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So my wife just gave birth...

I was so excited I called my Dad to tell him the news. "Hey Dad, Molly just gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. I'm a Dad now!" And he replies "Hi a Dad now. I'm grandpa!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sexydrapes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2013
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Dad joked a wrong number text message

I received a text message that was clearly meant for someone else where the person said something like "I was hopping you could pick me up a case of beef sticks while you're at the store."

I responded with "Won't you be tired from all that hopping until Molly gets back from the store?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyVeryOwnTempAcct
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2014
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I found a bug in my hair

Me: I pulled an ant from my hair. It freaked me out!

Dad: Really? Was it Molly, Donna, or Tanya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vontigon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2014
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